When you punch a stripper in the face, then bend her over and rape her ass and smear your cock on her forehead.
Nick was so drunk at the strip club last night, he gave candice a West Virginia Coal Mine
by JMoregon January 15, 2007
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When someone goes ass to mouth and scoops the shit out with his tounge.
Adam gave Becca a new jersey coal miner after the movie.
by Gimme Some Skin... Groovy! August 2, 2006
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When a guy sticks his whole cock in a girl's ass, creating an airtight seal. She then farts, creating a pocket of deadly gas. The man then attempts to cum without breaking the seal.
I think I got an infection after trying the "Canary in the coal mine" with Bridgette a few nights ago.
by Gunyip February 15, 2021
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After having anal sex with your sister you pull out and then proceed to shit in her mouth. After that she proceeds to give you head until you bust in her mouth. You then make out and scoop all the shit out of her mouth with your tounge.
I tell you what Rufus, my sister gives a good "West Virginia Coal miner". Next time your sister gets real horny try it.. youll love it!
by Nick E October 9, 2007
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1. A term used to signify how dumb one is.

2. The only words a West Virginia coal miner knows.
1. Dumb Redneck: 'bout all I know, minin' coal.

2. West Virginia Coal Miner: Minin' Coal, 'bout all me and my pa knows.
by UBERNESS[UBER] June 2, 2011
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The desire to cause someone extreme pain and/or suffering. The frying pan reference comes from the Disney movie "Tangled."
Person 1: Man, I just ate that entire dish of brownies on the counter!
Person 2: Dude, I made those for my friend!
Person 1: Sorry, dude.
Person 2: You frustrate me so much, sometimes I just wanna hit you with my coal-hot frying pan!
by fandomgirl92 March 23, 2012
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