A crazy ass homely ginger who is always finding negativity in any and every situation. Vulgar and violent and often enjoys cussing people out (even around children) at large events such as wine festivals. A true hot mess when it comes to relationships and keeping a man around. When broken up with she will stalk an ex-boyfriend to death and attempt to ruin his white picket fence relationship with his new hotter, younger, well-endowed girlfriend. Miserable, pathetic, and all around an evil bitch.
#1: OMG did you hear Megan tried to fight her ex's new girlfriend this weekend when everyone was just trying to have a good time?
#2: No way, why would she do that?
#1: Clearly because she's a jealous bitch and hates fun.
#2: No way, why would she do that?
#1: Clearly because she's a jealous bitch and hates fun.
by Bull's Girl October 18, 2011
Megan can sometimes be a push over, she can be sassy sometimes but she is fun to be around and is hot too. She is really crazy. But still if she doesn't get what she wants she gets pissed, she is a clown a really hot clown to, she is has had posts of boyfriends but they never last.
by Coldhearted August 1, 2016
A female name for an individual who likes to indulge in a little bit of harmless theft now and again. Generally, Megan is a laid-back, carefree girl who walks with a slight spring in her step. Enjoys male company and a dirty pint. Of medium to freakishly tall height, loves to play catch or to hunt for rabbits. Usually blonde or brunette, but rarely a redhead, as the shade of fire normally attracts too much attention whilst shoplifting. All are at peace around Megan, except for when she reveals her mean streak, which comes from having to live in a cramped caravan (or other transportable, small, living quarters).
Shop assistant 1: Dude, have you seen that square watermelon recently?
Shop assistant 2: No, actually, I haven't. Should we call the security guards?
Shop assistant 1: You know what - I think I know who stole it. Looks like the work of a Megan.
Shop assistant 2: No, actually, I haven't. Should we call the security guards?
Shop assistant 1: You know what - I think I know who stole it. Looks like the work of a Megan.
by Amath Gheek February 4, 2010
A nice funny girl who has a rock'n bod. Everyone likes her and want to be around her. She can keep any secret that you have to her. She is shy and doesn't take relationships fast. She's the 2nd to 3rd most popular in a school.
Can you do a Megan for me and keep my secret?
I wish that I was good friends with Megan.
WOW! Megan is hot.
I wish that I was good friends with Megan.
WOW! Megan is hot.
by maddiLIKESmangos May 20, 2011
Basically a disney princess. The best girl you'll ever meet. She is kind hearted and loves dearly. If you have a Megan in your life don't take her for granted. You should consider yourself very lucky and never let her go. Often needs someone to just be there. Hates to be alone. Would rather stay in than go out any night.
Hey man wanna go to this party tonight?
No thanks I'm hanging with Megan tonight.
Man I wish I had a Megan
No thanks I'm hanging with Megan tonight.
Man I wish I had a Megan
by John the best Smith May 8, 2013
Extremely evil and phycologically unstable individual with high temper, most likely to be a serial killer, should avoid at all costs.
by Dictionary 2019 July 4, 2019