Cracker 

proud southern people of european ancestry

"What's up cracker?!"

person 1: "How'd you get sunburned?"

Cracker: "I'm cracker white!"

Cracker by TheMark August 9, 2009

cracker 

a white caucasian person.

a cracker has some nice cunt and cock.

cracker by addake December 2, 2018

cracker 

a crackead. some one who will rip you off, tell you a bullshit line ,or do whatever it takes to smoke rocks.

if you smoke crack you are a cracker

cracker by cdhawkins November 24, 2006

cracker 

A term for white people because of their obvious resemblance to Saltines.

(black guy sees a white person in the hood):
"look at that white cracker tryin to be all ghetto n shit"

cracker by the Slayer August 3, 2006

cracker 

The term “cracker” is universally thought to be a racist derogatory term for people of European ancestry. Mainly said by scape-goating blacks and Mexicans (and sometimes Asians and Indians) in a failing attempt to put down the white race (for basically existing), people underestimate the TRUE definition of the word, which is:

C-Caucasian
R-Race
A-Actively
C-Controls &
K-Knows
E-Earth’s
R-Resources

A black dude and a Latino dude are both playing basketball together in a park by themselves. A white dude approaches near them carrying a sports bag. Minding his own business, he starts to get his basketball out and begins playing on the other half of the court. The black and Latino gentlemen both stop, turn around and observe him.
The black dude then shouts, "Hey cracker, what'cha doing'? Get 'cho white azz off this court! It ain't yours!"
The Latino guy adds, "Yeah, that's right, whiteboy! Go away!"
The white guy looks at both men and says, "Thank you guys for calling me 'cracker.' I'm flattered. Know why? Because 'cracker' simply stands for Caucasian race actively controls and knows Earth's resources!"
The black and Latino men both stare completely speechless and dumbfounded as the white guy picks up his stuff and walks away laughing his ass off.

cracker by Whatever, does it matter? November 6, 2007

cracker 

a fukin dick succing white person

this goes out to all u fukkin gay racist honkey-ass crackers

if ur not one of those ignorant redneck cousin-fukkin birdshits

disregard this messege

one of those gay crackers who spends all day on his/her computer talkin shit about other races but are to scared to talk shit in our face

cracker by Beaner && proud February 19, 2009

cracker 

humorous racist term now used most commonly by black people, to refer to white people.

the term is derived from the fact that bitch-ass white slave-owners used to "crack" their whips on their black slaves.

CRACKER: hey, im white and im extremely intimidated by you because your black but im trying my best not to show it.

NIGGA: wats gooood cracker?, AHAHAHA

cracker by RickyRoss88 May 1, 2010