Christian

The most beautiful man on Earth who gives you butterflies every time you look at him, he's the man who makes everyone go blurry, he's the man you can't talk to, but he's also the man you have to let go off because he's moving away to Australia

Me: *Looks into his eyes*
Christian: *Looks right back*

me: 🦋🦋🦋🦋

by cherryblossoms. March 26, 2022

Christianity

An Abrahamic religion. Believes in some mythological mentally ill jew that got nailed to a plank of wood for pissing off the Romans. The majority of followers are KKK members, fascists, and middle aged religious nuts who indoctrinate their fuckwad crotch goblins to keep the cult alive.

Christianity should be eradicated from modern society.

by ChinkFaggot June 16, 2024

Christian and Meghan

The best couple ever. They aren't dating yet but they will when he asks her out

Man 1: Did you see Christian and Meghan?
Man 2: They need to date

by christianxmeghancreghan January 18, 2023

Christian

He is the most loyal, caring, handsomest, beautiful loving,selfless,and kindest husband.He always cheers me up when I'm feeling at my worst and is always there for me no matter what.He has the biggest heart in the whole planet and never thinks twice before doing something nice.He is very very handsome with the brightest smile i have ever seen ever, and he has a laugh so contagious i cant help but be giddy with endorphins whenever i'm around him. He's the funniest and the most out of pocket person ever, and really loves all sorts of crazy animals. He always gives me so so so so much love and the most clingiest cuddliest husband ever. He never makes me feel judged or makes me feel like i have to change myself at all. He loves me with who i am and i love him for who he is. With him, its such a deep connection there's so much comfort than in the word comfort.With him, time flies and goes slowly at the same time. His hugs, always feel like home. His hands, are like puzzle pieces that perfectly align with mine. His voice, like my favorite comfort song that im able to listen to on repeat for hours on end.No urban dictionary could even begin to describe my love for my husband. Because with him, life is just beautiful. And I can't wait to spend the rest of it with him.

Who packed you lunch?

MY MOST AMAZING, GORGEOUS ,FUNNIEST SMARTEST, CARING, BOYFRIEND NAMED CHRISTIAN OF COURSE!

by YourWifeyy<33 November 20, 2023

Christian

A fat shit that instead of swimming, munches on anything he can get his soft hands onto. Occasionally will cry and threaten to sit on someone

Wow that kid is so slow. It must be Christian

by Swim bois May 30, 2018

christian joseph merk

A god of fortnite. The most amazing person you will ever meet hit me up at 717-406-8542

Travis zeiset:christian Joseph merk u are a god at fortnite
Christian Joseph merk: ik that is literally the definition of my name

by God at fortnite May 10, 2018

Christian

A stupid ape like creature with hairy ass legs and hairy body dark complexion usually 5'4" in height and is socially awkward towards females. Especially the ones named "emily" has great friends though has a superiority complex and thinks that rwby isn't an anime.

Hey 'Christian' what's pimpin big chimpin.

You are like 'Christian' a monkey, an ape, absolute donkey of a human.

by People as persons October 18, 2020