He is the best boyfriend you will ever have he's sweet kind and cute and is super silly but he treats his girlfriends right and loves them every much and will never look at another girl while dating you he's super handsome and no one will replace him he likes girls with brown and hair and that is super funny and sweet he likes the girls with dog names like Lucy Sophie Nicole Bella ect you should never leave him bc he's the best and so handsome watch out for the Christian's they will make you fall in love with them super quick and you can't get enough
That boy is so Christian
by Rachel June 26, 2018
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Example 1:
Christian person: **yapping about Jesus in a conversation that has nothing to do with that**
Non-Christian person: is it possible to have a normal conversation with you? Oh who am i kidding? The answer is obviously no!
Example 2:
LGBTphobic Christian: your disgusting community stole the rainbow from us!
Gay man: didn't you guys steal the plus symbol from math?
Example 3:
Christian spammer: Hi guys, i came to spread the gospel, blah blah blah
Casual Youtuber: not again... I'm so tired of getting these comments
Example 4:
Young boy: **pointing at a Barbie in a store shelf** i want this one!
Mom: sure sweetie!
Christian Karen: hey, you shouldn't be getting that for your son! Do you want him to go to hell?
Mom: hell isn't real, miss. Cmon son, let's go pay for your new doll
Example 5:
Young girl: hey mom, can i play soccer with my friends from school at the park today?
Christian mom: no, because that's for boys only! If a girl does boy stuff, she goes to hell! You don't want that, do you?
Young girl:
Example 6 (final example):
Doctor: congrats ma'am, your baby is intersex! What would you like to name them?
Christian mom: NO! I refuse to name that demon! God only made man and woman!
Doctor: Fine, i'll take your baby in and raise them myself!
Christian mom: good! Get that vile abomination away from me!
Christian person: **yapping about Jesus in a conversation that has nothing to do with that**
Non-Christian person: is it possible to have a normal conversation with you? Oh who am i kidding? The answer is obviously no!
Example 2:
LGBTphobic Christian: your disgusting community stole the rainbow from us!
Gay man: didn't you guys steal the plus symbol from math?
Example 3:
Christian spammer: Hi guys, i came to spread the gospel, blah blah blah
Casual Youtuber: not again... I'm so tired of getting these comments
Example 4:
Young boy: **pointing at a Barbie in a store shelf** i want this one!
Mom: sure sweetie!
Christian Karen: hey, you shouldn't be getting that for your son! Do you want him to go to hell?
Mom: hell isn't real, miss. Cmon son, let's go pay for your new doll
Example 5:
Young girl: hey mom, can i play soccer with my friends from school at the park today?
Christian mom: no, because that's for boys only! If a girl does boy stuff, she goes to hell! You don't want that, do you?
Young girl:
Example 6 (final example):
Doctor: congrats ma'am, your baby is intersex! What would you like to name them?
Christian mom: NO! I refuse to name that demon! God only made man and woman!
Doctor: Fine, i'll take your baby in and raise them myself!
Christian mom: good! Get that vile abomination away from me!
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So I try to get away from those Bible dumping name tag Christians, but they blocked me in my driveway just to speak upon God’s word and everything they felt about it.
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And even though the school is in a poor area, I can't think of a single time that there has been any outreach to struggling families. In fact, they dedicate most of their money to contribute to the impressive church, and haven't bothered to update any of the student facilities since 1994.
And they tried to cover up a girl getting raped by a janitor.
And even though the school is in a poor area, I can't think of a single time that there has been any outreach to struggling families. In fact, they dedicate most of their money to contribute to the impressive church, and haven't bothered to update any of the student facilities since 1994.
And they tried to cover up a girl getting raped by a janitor.
"I love how the bathrooms smell at Victory Christian School, and I've always felt respected by their staff."
"Haha, wait, are you being serious?"
"Haha, wait, are you being serious?"
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