Christian

A guy who's wider than he is long. In all dimensions. His motto is: "never bring a sword to a mortar fight"
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Back Jerkman: "hey man, how did you beat that skinny guy in that dick contest, Christian?"
Christian: "He shouldn't have brought a sword to a mortar fight"

by Guy With A Longsword May 15, 2020

Christian

An odd fellow that thinks he's Jesus.

EEEEEEENNNNNNNNGH GON' SSSSSTRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH!

Christian Weston Chandler, 2009.

by MaximEnjoyer October 28, 2021

Christian

Hot guy, sexy and strong

Wow that is such a Christian

by Chrisser Knudsen October 2, 2018

christian

He's the best friend you can ever have he 's not a mandolin like some of his friends you definitely want to be his friend he 's handsome

Christian is the real nigga

by pendejon November 21, 2016

Christian's 4-2 Rule

A debate rule which goes as follows:
At the average 6 round tournament, you should expect to lose two rounds. One of these rounds will be against a team that kicks the shit out of you, and the other will be a slip up. The four other rounds are won.

Wayzata: Christian's 4-2 Rule holds true once again at the NDF tournament
Vaskez: told you!

by ccans July 26, 2021

Christian

A nigga with a huge dick

Oh my Christian is packing

by The one and only purrrdr❤️😘 November 23, 2021

Christian

Gay. Or gae. They always deny it, but that doesn’t stop the gayness.

Christian: “My thighs hurt”
Me: “because you’re gay”

by LeiAddison March 1, 2020