2 definitions by JuicyMeatballs10
This big, beer drinking, and tree swinging mammal, knows a good time. He’s all about embracing different cultures, religions such as Hebrew and celebrating Hannakuh. Although he enjoys very little things, he finds much of his joy in drinking coffee and hurting other people. He does this to hide his true insecurities such as his wide hips and thick thighs. Giving him the nick name Jiggly. His true love often struggles with his drinking problem, and he often resorts to violence. This issue led him to transfer schools, and loose his camery. To cope with his lost car he now resorts to stealing and selling Dispos, and often beats his friends as they are “bad influences” as we try to guide him through the right path. There’s not much we can do to save him, but only hope.
by JuicyMeatballs10 June 11, 2022
A kid who crushes beer like it’s his job. Although his height and weight aren’t on his side, he continues to drink every night to escape this reality. He considers himself a twin of Steve will do it, and Harry Raftus. If there’s an unopened blue can and a McDouble from Mcdanks, he’s gonna be there.
Yo I wanna be like Wes Bryan, I heard that kid gets so many girls, because he so hot when he drinks.
by JuicyMeatballs10 June 9, 2022