two people being disgustingly gross and kissing/eating each other's faces in public; fucking with their mouths
Ew, look at Billy and Jessica mouth molesting each other in the hall.
by Saxosheep December 31, 2016
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When your pureed diet causes you to violently shit your adult diaper.
Damn it smells like Johns wearing a Molested diaper.
by Tan Stan September 28, 2023
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A person that has an affinity to chodes. Sometimes the chode-holder is unaware.
Person A: "YO Hendrik sucked three chodes last night."
Person B:"Damn, Hendrik is such a chode molester."
by KingSTiNX October 2, 2017
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Getting an animal comfortable with humans to the point said animal willingly has sex with people and enjoys doing so.
(This is a joke so do not take it seriously)
I am in love with my pet beaver and I have to molesticate him so that we can get married.
by Djentile March 11, 2019
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The biggest and baddest roast in the wild wild west
Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: no u
Person 1: ur daddy lesbian
Person 2: ur granny tranny
Person 1: ur grandpap a trap
Person 2: ur ancestor molester
by @andrewp723 on instagram March 15, 2018
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gay fondled from a distance making hetero feel defeated
A man thought he knew it all about sexuality till he felt cognitive molesting.
by needed cooler slang May 21, 2024
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When Microsoft finds your asshole and puts their big fist in your asshole with no lube, elbow deep and laugh while you buy more stuff while their fist is still in you
I love being micro molested by Microsoft
by DerekLombardi July 10, 2015
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