The semiconscious, paralyzed state one enters from laying on the couch flipping tv channels for hours. The flashing light from the tv that comes from changing channels is the only thing that keeps you awake.
I have got to get my act together, I have been in a cable coma for the last four hours when I could have been accomplishing something.
by joecoolthefool September 20, 2015
by MM51GMA July 25, 2023
is where you take a pair of jumper cables and put it on a girls tits then put it on your cock and shoot "webs" on it there for traveling up to the tit
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 01, 2025
I just dueced a huge digital cable. However, if it wasn't digitized, it would have been a bowl wrapper it was so big.
by trickmob January 14, 2008
A type of fecal matter that is in a healthy cylindrical shape, but is very long and too hard to break with your sphincter. Also is considerably uncomfortable to expel. In other words, too much fiber, not enough water.
Guy 1: What took you so long?
Guy 2: Let's just say I won't be eating Belgian waffles any time soon.
Guy 1: How many waffles did you eat?
Guy 2: Enough to shit an anchor cable.
Guy 1: That's a lot of fucking waffles.
Guy 2: Let's just say I won't be eating Belgian waffles any time soon.
Guy 1: How many waffles did you eat?
Guy 2: Enough to shit an anchor cable.
Guy 1: That's a lot of fucking waffles.
by zatchbell622 June 28, 2016
A illegal cable television provider, offer someone who will go out of their way time and time again trying to stay a head with the latest fads in stealing cable TV. This person is an expert with satellite installation, boxes, chips anything and everything that will provide him with any form a scrambled cable to save a buck. Also in the hood they are self proclaimed certified gas meter and water meter experts leading to why the working man who pays their bills have such high rates and also the cause of a dozen or so major explosions or flooded basements or electrocutions
The Dominican Cable Guy will stop at nothing to get his porn.
Jose the Dominican Cable Guy from Bethlehem who sells used tires does. Or know what he is doing.
Jose the Dominican Cable Guy from Bethlehem who sells used tires does. Or know what he is doing.
by Fyou123 May 18, 2019