by poopoopeepeeclap June 15, 2022
When a man is urinating in a toilet and uses his stream of piss to pressure wash streaks of poop off the bowl.
by Darthvader45 November 2, 2020
After plunging for several minutes, when the water turns a consistent brown with shreds of toilet paper surfacing consistently, you will feel the pressure drop in your hand(s). At that moment sit down and flush again.
Sorry I got your floor all wet in there but the almighty gave me a redneck bidet before I started to stucco
by Assquatch May 6, 2022
Carefully pinching your anus as a log is dropping to create a splash, creating enough of a splash to clean your asshole
Went drinking last night and I’m stuck at work w/ swamp ass
on a 12 hour shift w/ no baby wipes , just had to do a redneck bidet
on a 12 hour shift w/ no baby wipes , just had to do a redneck bidet
by Falkowitz December 8, 2020
by RealQIssues July 3, 2023
by Segman farts March 5, 2023
When a girl slouches back to pee on her butthole after taking a shit, effectively rinsing away the poop.
by Tagger:P December 8, 2021