CAB

1) A taxi
2) A ride
3) A smelly car that takes you from place to place.
4) CAT misspelled

Imagine hailing a CAB ride in the big apple and that bitch was the Cash Cab. Would you be excited to play for money or pissed those damn bells and sirens scared the shit of you on TV?

My CAB driver was driving so crazily not even Jesus, himself, could have known what to do had he taken hold of the wheel in that moment.

by ComeNSeeMe4Once March 31, 2021

Tiffin Service Cab

A service that really sucks donkey balls and takes a hr or 2 to pick you up in Tiffin Ohio.

Hey you want to take a Tiffin Service Cab later?
Nah brah they suck balls and take a hr or 2 to pick you up. We should use trEats they are alot better

by Tiffinohio89 January 1, 2020

Cabbing

The act of masturbation (or gooning) while some one else is present with risk of them seeing you. There is a good ending which is them joining in and a bad ending which is them being disgusted, disappointed, or simply having feelings of udder hatred

I got caught cabbing the other day. Apparently it’s illegal to Cab in a walmart

by neuroparasytic March 30, 2025

TAXI CAB

When a girl gets in a random guys car and makes out with them.

"Did you hear vivian did taxi cab with will?"

by Skidaddle Skidoodle June 25, 2019

CAB

Acronym for Cocky Arrogant Bastards; a club for the best. A member within this club may also be referred to as a CAB as well. The prerequesites are strongly based upon overall appearance, class, family heritage, family wealth, current occupation, and most importantly, a snooty I'm-better-than-you attitude. In order to join this club you must initially contact and interview with the founding member and must be approved by every single current member as well thereafter; an example of how like-minded each member is ideally supposed to be. The founding member, however, has authority to veto or exile any applicant or member at any time if violations are severe enough.

"The man's a fuckin stud....he's probably a CAB."

stud, best, cocky, arrogant, club, talent, skill, athletic

by CAB Founder October 17, 2011

CAB

A CAB is a (C)unt (A)ss (B)itch who will ditch you, run away, be earnest 24/7, and also doesn't gives shit about your life

Guy: dude she's a damn CAB
Friend: what's a CAB?
Guy: A cunt ass Bitch
Friend: ohhhh, you're right she is a CAB

by TheA55eaterGOD September 15, 2017

Taxi Cab Theory

Men are like a taxi. In theory, If their light is on they will let someone in. If the light is off they will not.

If a man is ready for a relationship subconsciously he will get a girlfriend. If he is not, he will not.

Travis Scott left Kylie Jenner after years, but married Jojo Siwa. This is the taxi cab theory.

by yougboxb April 15, 2024