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Iranian Cab Driver 

The Iranian Cab Driver requires a good deal of skill and coordination. To pull off this complicated maneuver the man effectively must draw a hands-free mustache with a half emerged stool while squatting over his partner, providing the lover with added olfactory stimulation before giving their man fellatio.

The Iranian Cab Driver can also be performed by a woman before receiving cunnilingus, but this practice is far less common.
<Gwen> Holy shit girl that party was off the hook! Sorry I got sick so early :( Did I miss anything?

<Jenny> OMG it was fucking AMAZING, after everyone left Harry gave me an Iranian Cab Driver! Best birthday present EVAR

<Gwen> what?

<Jenny> it will change your world
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mix - arab and cab. arabian (middle east) cab driver.
Shabiib looked like a terrorist, but he gave me ride in his taxi. he was just an a-cab.
a-cab by cat c. October 14, 2003
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taxi cab rhino 

an alcoholic beverage consisting of every type of alcohol and mixer in the personal liquor cabinet. It smells like a taxi cab and hits ya like a rhino!
John: I need a drink.
Jess: oh have you had my specialty, the taxi cab rhino?
John: oh no, whats in it?
Jess: a little bit of everything!
John: I'll take it!
taxi cab rhino by Karoline R April 20, 2007

death cab for cutie 

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Taxi Cab 

1) A whorehouse or brothel for gay men, primarally a European or Australian term. Also commonly know as 'taxi club'.
Ex 1: I thought the place was a club, but when that guy in fishnet started coming on to me, I realized it was realyl just a taxi cab!

You mean a taxi club? For reals? Man, that's awkward.

Trim the Cab 

The ceremonious (and dangerous)grooming a male performs with a razor and/or scissors to make his "package" appear presentable, tidy, and potentially larger. Also referred to as Manscaping.
Tina says that if I expect her to keep shaving her cookie, then I better trim the cab too so she doesn't get hair in her teeth.
Trim the Cab by swampa January 14, 2009

Tiffin Service Cab 

A service that really sucks donkey balls and takes a hr or 2 to pick you up in Tiffin Ohio.
Hey you want to take a Tiffin Service Cab later?
Nah brah they suck balls and take a hr or 2 to pick you up. We should use trEats they are alot better