The M&M Conspiracy is the idea that toxic energy will always find itself in others. Bad people are usually friends with bad people to help themselves feel less pathetic and sad.
Friend 1: “Did you hear Morgan and Mya are best friends now?”

Friend 2: “That just goes to prove The M&M Conspiracy.”
by EverythingISayIsAlwaysTrue April 15, 2024
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Penis M&M’s is when a guy cuts a hole in the bottom of a bowl, then inserts his penis into the bowl while filling the bowl with m&m’s. Then the girl begins to eat the m&m’s until she has reached the treat at the bottom
“Dude like me and this girl made penis m&m’s last night at her dads house
by yungbludslittlebaby February 28, 2021
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Consume so many M&Ms you begin to sweat. Similar to meat sweats, but specific to M&Ms or sugar.
Mom: I ate two bags of M&Ms today and now I am sweaty. I think I am M&M wasted.
Child: No mom, we call that M&M sweats.
by M&M Sweats July 12, 2023
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When you find all the m & m's gone from the trail mix just know someone made it healthy for you by doing a

m & m trail fix! It is a selfless act to fix your mix and is a win win for all parties because who needs to mix candy with healthy food?
kids: who ate all the m & m's out of the trail mix I just got?
mom: I m & m trail fix that because you need to stay healthy
kids: Mom!!!!!!

mom: rofl you are welcome?
by roxbox007 February 6, 2020
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2 dudes, 1 bag, roughly 400 M&Ms. The act of two gay males inserting their dicks into a bag of roughly 400 M&Ms
Mom can we get the big bag of M&Ms this time? I wanna try Gay M&M.”
by Bobs bugs b gone April 4, 2022
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Juice WRLD: “Walk in that bitch and I'm faded, uh, I fuck that bitch when I'm faded
I got the M&M's...”
Armed and Dangerous
by Blah Blah Blah, Sr. October 27, 2020
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