Hummer

How douchebags move from place to place.

Douchebag 1: Yo Kyle, nice Hummer.

Douchebag 2: Thanks brah, I'm hoping stacey will forget about my micropenis when she sees me driving this. It's a bitch to fuel up though. I can never get more than 4 miles on a tank of gas.

by South African Dictator October 5, 2020

Hummer

My math teachers car :( He doesn't care about the earth :'(

Yo, my name is Jonas and I drive a Hummer *dabdab*

by ShimmiShimmi May 23, 2019

summer hummer

A person who relishes the summer months.

I think summer is even better than spring break. I guess I'm a major summer hummer.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

Hummer H2

A Hummer H1 Alpha if you have a bedtime set by your girlfriend and her husband.

-See sissy and/or bitchboy

“Wow look at that Hummer H2”

“He must like it in the ass.”

by Shaqitus October 11, 2021

Sloppy Hummer

Hummer oral sex with a facial

For a nice finish to the Hummer she gave me, I pulled out and shot on her face to make a Sloppy Hummer

by Nytered August 29, 2013

hummer bumper

Facial hair grown in the attempt to protect a mans face from another mans abdomen.

Steve got so sick of hurting his nose, he decided to grow a hummer bumper

by fx2ce5 August 3, 2010

Dummer Hummer

used to comment on a stupid thing that has been done

Dummer Hummer digga

by 2ndSite October 1, 2021