Someone who is complicated unstable hard and going to ruin your life
-Hey He's got milkshake material
-Nah I dont think so he is going ruin everything torture your soft heart like a blender
by Heykeymeykey November 14, 2019
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I STUCK MY DICK IN TO IT!!!!!!!!
omg he stuck is dick in to a blender
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When you're shitting and you masturbate then blend the semen with the shit.
Sean left a blender in my bathroom before he left.
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¹ A common kitchen appliance used to quickly chop up and 'blend' food. It will usually turn most things you put into it either into chunks or paste.

² A modeling software/tool created by Ton Roosendaal in Denmark.
¹ Yo, can you blend the pickles again?

² BRO BLENDER CRASHED AGAIN! I WAS JUST RUNNING A CLOTH SIMULATION
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1. A device or appliance that blends food to a liquefied platform.

2. See pastry blender
by JulianDB January 6, 2017
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A whore that gets mixed into other people's relationship.
Tucker: "Damn Alaina needs to stay the fuck out of my relationship."

Jack: "She also needs to stop fucking all the guys."

Tucker: "She is such a Blender Whore!

Jack: "YES!!"
by PnB-Puss n' Bitches March 22, 2017
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