When you put a joint in the bowl of a bong.
"Hay bro, pass the jong"
by chewchewgo July 6, 2016
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makes even the smallest things into big ass deals and is way too overdramatic about everything lmao. everyone kinda thinks it not gonna lie, except she's too oblivious and dumb to ever notice it. bitches to everyone about everything and tries to win every argument without even noticing that she sounds dumb as fuck most of the time. is afraid of in-person confrontations and just backs down most of the time anyway lol.
"jong be makin everything too big a deal"
by gotta keep sly June 19, 2019
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Shit is Liam wearing a jong while cleaning his bathroom
by Monkaieater69 October 26, 2022
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Jongs are a combination of 'Jeans' and 'thongs'. Although commonly mistaken as thongs made of jeans.. they are a combination of both... When a girl sags her jeans, enough where another person could see her thong.
Kate: *walks into room with her new jongs

Annabelle: Kate what the heck what are you wearing?!

Kate: Omg do you like them? They are called Jongs.

Annabelle: But I can see your ass crack!
by Still Not Jab February 7, 2017
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Ancient Malay for sexual deviance that motivates one to literally have bags of dicks in their mouth. Unimaginable thirst for the dick.
Dixon Jong, you wanna do some work for me?
*silence*
Oh, sorry don't speak Malay.
*silence*
Cool - busy eating a literal bag o' cock - I'll come back later.
*silence*
by Yeet Yo Dong May 1, 2019
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