zion is a got damn goat.
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by yeoww November 22, 2021
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Zion is a a beautiful girl, but sometimes she can be very mean and rude. Zion’s way of caring for family is by calling them bums lol. Zion is a track athlete and runs distance and cross country very well. Zion is a nice and genuine person you should get to know because sometimes she can be funny!
Is that zion she is a fast runner
by Zion.. November 24, 2021
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A boy who loves real Madrid and football but doesn't go to church but always procrastinate about it and loves watching p0rn and doing soapy
Go to church don't be such a Zion

Don't you watching p0rn is bad? You can be a Zion
by Anonymous Chelsea fan November 29, 2021
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by Ziyonah December 31, 2021
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A Zion is a guy with H U G E anxiety so he only stays inside, at first he is really shy but if you have the same interests as him he will soon warm up to you.

He doesn't really do anything except stay at home but he's a really swell guy who can make you laugh whenever with the jokes he thinks up on the dot and if someone else says it he silently pouts about it.

He easily gets angry and when he's wrong he doesn't back down but makes a joke or an excuse so they can move onto a different topic.

Overall a great guy friend
Definitely not written by a guy named zion
by Otaku_oak April 25, 2020
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Has the greatest penis, dick, and balls and I like him
This nigga Zion got a 1234567898765432123456789876543212345678987654321 mile penis
by Sulvenida January 29, 2022
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Zion pulls all the hoes,he can pull any girl he wants he tall (6'3) be carful around him and never bring your girl around him he might just steal her he pulles daisys sister and might pull daisy.Now he is top tier he is peak hes problay the greatest man alive he watch's clarence and is a major W hes better then you at everything anyway lemme go see hows zion is doing with daisy cause he pulls all the ladys hes just that good always trust a zion
Girl 1-Is that zion
Girl2-Yeah it is you should get yourself a zion
Girl1-i rlly should
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