Electronic AIDS

Another name for Celiac disease--an inappropriate auto-immune response to gluten.

Oh man, my mom got diagnosed with electronic AIDS and now I'm not allowed to keep bread in the house!

by Wankeronfireweasel April 14, 2025

Togashi Is the Electronic Benefits transfer Master

Togashi Is the Electronic Benefits transfer Master

Togashi Is the Electronic Benefits transfer Master

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Electronic Jacob

yaghoob barghi (in Persian) is a famous Vending machine located in Amirkabir university.
Since 2003 it has been the most popular object in the university.
Electronic Jacob has become the symbol of the university.

I can't wait to go to university and see Electronic Jacob again!

by Ahoura_g November 20, 2021

What's the size of an electron

I guess that's a good way of saying there isn't actually a way to do something right?

Hym "So they were asked 'What's the size of an electron?' And I guess the guy was saying it's not like a size thing but it's a 'field' or something. But whatever, what you are doing is worse than what I'm doing so what I'm going to do crank it up another order of magnitude if you don't stop, let it go, and leave me alone with the preceeds of my own labor."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2025

Electron

Ram-eating framework to make apps for lazy people.

person: I made an app with Electron!
smart person: so you just put your website into an app
person: uhh
smart person: yeah

by purplecubeee September 23, 2023

electronic hairball

When an electronic device inexplicably stops working and, after multiple and different attempts to get it to work again, i.e., unplugging, plugging back in, re-booting etc., it starts working again.

It had an electronic version of a hairball.

After resetting the DIP switches and software configurations, the jimsonator started working again. I guess that cleared the EHB (electronic hairball).

by Arcturan October 14, 2011

electronous

the complex of technical and social concepts embracing electric, electronic, nanotechnical, and neuronic. The word for the new age

We are entering the electronous age of spiritual machines.

by Passerini May 19, 2006