- The people who say "Ohana means family, and family means no one gets left behind or forgotten" as their excuse to find ways to make literally anyone and possibly everyone belong to some part of society.
- the perspective of "I don't like everyone, but I love everyone"
- You try to look for reasons make anything fit in to one place.
- Adaptive thinking (half-strawman reasoning)
- You don't change what it is, you just find a way it can apply
- the perspective of "I don't like everyone, but I love everyone"
- You try to look for reasons make anything fit in to one place.
- Adaptive thinking (half-strawman reasoning)
- You don't change what it is, you just find a way it can apply
by MickeyMaker June 20, 2021
One who makes criminal statements, particularly suggesting committing a crime, attempting a crime or otherwise endorsing a crime to be committed, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.
The president, playing schrodinger's criminal, said voters could send a mail ballot and then try to vote in-person to see if the mail ballot was tabulated.
by ifjejwo93jf8djq91jddgh September 3, 2020
Do you see that girl over there?
Oh hell no, she might be a guy, I ain't about to get involved with schrodingers schlong
Oh hell no, she might be a guy, I ain't about to get involved with schrodingers schlong
by lordcatfood May 15, 2022
Schrodinger’s Lasagna is a term used to describe words, definitions or sayings that have no percieved meaning and simply exist to confuse the listening party.
by okayxairen August 28, 2023
Much like Schrodinger’s Joke, Schrodinger’s Flirt is a flirtatious gesture in which, if one or both parties are clearly joking, then neither should take it seriously, but if they are both serious then they should let fly.
Friend: “Hey dude, she was clearly flirting with you. Did you tap that?”
Other Friend: “Nah man, Schrodinger’s Flirt. Schrodinger's Flirt means it’s just a joke between us but if she ever was dead serious, I’d fuck her everyday of the week and twice on Sunday.”
Other Friend: “Nah man, Schrodinger’s Flirt. Schrodinger's Flirt means it’s just a joke between us but if she ever was dead serious, I’d fuck her everyday of the week and twice on Sunday.”
by myballzitchpleaseandthankyou May 27, 2023
by utahanarchist February 8, 2023
The sensation of having to take a shit which then passes, only to later return. Commonly occurs when the initial need to shit is stopped by an occupied bathroom causing you to wait. You both have to and do not have to shit.
Can also be used when referring to a suspicious fart that may be a shit in disguise. Since you will not be able to tell if it's a feet or shit until you let it free and in turn measure it's state.
Can also be used when referring to a suspicious fart that may be a shit in disguise. Since you will not be able to tell if it's a feet or shit until you let it free and in turn measure it's state.
Man that Mexican food did not sit well, I've been stuck with a Schrodinger's shit for like an hour now.
by ThatGuy2410 May 8, 2022