2 definitions by ifjejwo93jf8djq91jddgh
One who makes criminal statements, particularly suggesting committing a crime, attempting a crime or otherwise endorsing a crime to be committed, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.
The president, playing schrodinger's criminal, said voters could send a mail ballot and then try to vote in-person to see if the mail ballot was tabulated.
by ifjejwo93jf8djq91jddgh September 3, 2020
A phrase used to avoid discussing a high risk situation. Generally one where you get the reward while pushing the risk off on someone else.
by ifjejwo93jf8djq91jddgh July 30, 2020