An orphan is where your ass is so sweaty that you can't get enough traction with your dry fingers to complete the wipe. The toilet paper just hangs there stuck to your ass. You'll need to get more toilet paper to rescue the dangler.
My swamp ass took me by surprise. I went to wipe, but when I brought the toilet paper to eye level to check for blood, it was MIA. Had to grab another ream to rescue the orphan. Sweet Jesus, I hope the toilet doesn't back up.
by Shart Enthusiast April 30, 2016
A word for a useless child with no parents. Technoblade and i bolth enjoy killing them and sacrificing them to the blood god.
“When you search up orphan on urban dictionary the results are horrible!”
“I- its…its urban dictionary.”
“I- its…its urban dictionary.”
by BuzzBuzzBitches July 9, 2021
KICK THE ORPHANS SELL THEM TO TECHNOBLADE FOR THE BLOOD
(Warning orphans may leave to obsession over killing orphans for your whole life )
(Warning orphans may leave to obsession over killing orphans for your whole life )
by Monsterbean0223<3 July 4, 2021
An orphan is often defined as a child with dead parents and or no parents at all most orpahns are on there own or are adopted
I am an Orphan
by hagly the thirsd April 13, 2022
A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.
by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016
A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.
by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016