Nurse monke is Rehab she's a good monke who is a nurse. Therefore, this is basically another way to call somone who is a monke and a nurse.
by UPSFROMEUPHORIA March 11, 2021
Pissing into your empty beer receptacle rather than going to the bathroom. Instigated by laziness or lack of access to proper facilities.
The line to the bathroom is probably way too long, and jeter is on deck, so i may have to do some reverse nursing under my coat...
by janitor jeff May 3, 2005
(verb) A Nurse Rachael is a maneuver in a car that either hits and destroys or narrowly misses wild animals.
Dude that car just Nurse Rachael'd the shit out of that deer.
Luckily, I swerved and pulled a Nurse Rachael right around that giant beaver in the road!
Stepping on the accelerator while Nurse Rachaeling her car, she hit the required 45 MPH as the dead deer's legs thumped against the undercarriage.
Luckily, I swerved and pulled a Nurse Rachael right around that giant beaver in the road!
Stepping on the accelerator while Nurse Rachaeling her car, she hit the required 45 MPH as the dead deer's legs thumped against the undercarriage.
by thebigbeaver September 21, 2011
My sister Kim is a Nurse Butt Fluffer nurse because she gets them ready for anal like they do on porn sets.
by Piggyweewee February 18, 2021
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