a dude who thinks that drugs and alcohol make him smarter.He also is a DICKHEAD.
imma jakob dötsch fuck you dude
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At George’s wedding, Jakob Njos hits on his cousins, making him “Chief of Horney Police”
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A movie based in Poland WWII, starring actor Robin Williams as Jakob. He overheard the BBC on the German Officer's radio that the Russians are coming to their aid. He tell his friends the good news but lies about owning a radio. He was then caught and asked to denouce the radio, but he refused to and was executed in front of the whole town. The town's folk was then packed into a train bound to the concentration camps but was soon intercepted by the Russians.

Now Jakob the Liar is used for a person who sincerely lies just to give everyone hope.
Katrina Victim 1: Maybe we can all catch a movie, something to cheer us up.
Katrina Victim 2: Hey stop Jakob The Liar.
Katrina Victim 1: Never heard of shadow play?!
by jaggae July 24, 2006
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Jakobe King
A really black nigga who lives in Southlake (A place where a bunch of sacks live) and makes money by sucking other niggas dick. Jakobe King swears he has all the girls but he dont. Jakobe is also gay and have a vid of Ricardo jacking off.
by LmaaooooDudee December 11, 2017
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a guy who usually is boring has a big nose and plays some sports but sucks at all sports and he likes to make friend but has very few
"Jakob Dunlap sat the bench the whole game" "wow he sucks doesn't know how to play i guess"
by asauhfuidsafgbsduig January 9, 2018
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tfw you meet an arrogant person that tries to intimidate you so in order to regain harmony you must show said person they ain't shit.
queer 86: yea, that creep wanted to dangle a carrot like im vegan, so i had to lend a hand in jakob's shatter

queer: youse a cow, huh. mooooooooove.
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Hi so like there's this new kid and he's like so creepy and --- hi I'm watching you!---- SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! IT'S A JAKOB MCGRAVY!!!
by Ali B Skeeterman April 10, 2019
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