Squash

A particularly rancid, putrid, and/or pungent vagina, commonly coupled with excessive hair or vaginal discharge. Usually has the scent of a fish or a dead, rotting animal carcass.

That girl's nasty squash made me throw out my sheets and fumigate my house.

by DAKKY March 27, 2017

Squash

A slang word for a homosexual date between two or more male occupants..

Today Shandy & Cade decided to go for a squash after work.. They chose to go to the movies to share interests and form a homosexual connection..

by UrbanArticulate May 24, 2018

squashing mushrooms

When you mush two dickheads together.

Hey, what are Robbie and Zack doing upstairs?
Probably squashing mushrooms.

by Ranch Hand 69 March 22, 2016

squash shit

end disputes

end the drama
leave it all behind

when squashing shit, you leave all drama behind , every inch of anger has to be left behind

"dude just fight him, squash shit "
"yeah me and jessica squashed shit , no more drama"

by rumplestilskin1234567890 February 13, 2014

queer squash

A pumpkin with a mustache, or a gay Asian guy.

So, James, name a fruit that starts with "Q." "Ummmmm..... Queer squash." James said.

by SirJankytitsmclesbo December 1, 2017

squashed frog

When a female is left looking like the dead frog that you had to dissect in biology class after having sex with her. A female is left laying on her back with her knees bent and hips spread wide open after having sex.

I was so exhausted after having some hot sweaty sex, I didn't wanna get up. When he got off me, he left me laying down there looking like a squashed frog.

by Lord Nuggetsworth March 13, 2019

jacking my squash

When somebody is pissing you off

Random guy: your kinda gay. Me: your really jacking my squash right about now

by Kylethajit September 28, 2021