Underground of shame: a load of 17 year olds sitting around with floppy fringes, geeky glasses, tight t-shirts, tight trousers, studded belts, and trainers the size of your house, talking about how un-emo they are and how much they hate emo kids. And then all going home, writing embarrassing poetry, cutting their arms with a butter knife, calling the ambulance when they draw blood, and then crying and wishing their parents had split up so they had something to write a song about. And then shouting, 'I'M SO EMO!'
Wanker: Do you like emo?
Twat: No
Wanker: Nor do I.
Twat (on his own, playing air guitar, giving himself paper cuts and listening to Funeral For A Friend): I love being one of them emo kids, I'm so fricking emo.
Wanker: *As above*
by Dani Jeans January 6, 2006
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emo kids are well kids that are emo...
i am one kind of, but i dont have black hair im blonde but thats not my fault its just i look scary with black hair...
ooookkkk, movin on, they listen to music such as lost prophets, thrice, thursday, panic at the disco, mcfly...ur i mean funeral for a freind...
they were skinny jeans because they are skinny and like it.
they dont cut themselves thats goths, ughh shudder, they shud play guitar if they a proper one because playin the guitar is "cool". oh and they dont all write poetry or wear horn rimmed glasses
"ooh have you seen those skinny jeans in topman?"
"oh yars there just ravishing master emo kids!"
by ellie` April 5, 2006
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Teens who believe everything that MTV tells them to be gospel, and waste their parents' hard-earned money on flimsy band t-shirts, box-framed glasses and other pre-packaged merchandise courtesy of their local Hot Topic store. Not to mention the CD's containing the emo music, which is a waste of money in itself, because by the time these kids are 23 none of it will even matter.
Bands such as Dashboard Confessional have no reason to cry, because you idiots make them rich.

You don't have to listen to shitty music and wear stupid clothes just to be different. We are all different, and a "crowd" is an abstract idea, not a real thing. It's you who label yourself, not other people. Don't spend money and time chasing uniqueness; you were born with it.

Aww hell, nobody listens to Wes. Screw it. Waste your money.
by Wes July 27, 2004
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People that listen to the worst music in the world and are really stupid. They all say they're straight-edge, and they don't know that say that is really fucking stupid. They cry all the time and have lame pansy-ass mosh pits. The boys wear eyeliner and girl pants ans die their hair black. They put x's around their names (i.e. XxsarahxX) and the bands have stupid names (i.e. Black Love, Your Tears Shattered My Heart). Emo kids cut themselves, but should do it to the point that they all die because I hate them. ALL OF THEM are unique.
1. My sister is an emo kid.

2. The guitarist of My Chemical Romance, a horrible emo band, has stickers that say "PANSY" on his guitar.

3. Emo kids are fucking stupid and should all die.
by George Harrison August 5, 2005
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5 reasons to avoid emo kids

1 they dress up weird
2 I won't be surprised if they had piercings of their hands
3 says they are depressed but is just another fatherless child
4 always says they want to die but does not have the courage to
5 they wear heavy eyeliner to make it look like they're sleep deprived( at least thats what I think)

However, some emo kids are quite chill and they won't be a pain in the ass to deal with
Bob is a person

Bob avoids and ignores emo kids to prevent conflict and drama from happening

Be like bob
by Abosluteclown October 5, 2021
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someone who listens to emo music.

or

someone who likes to dress with tight striped tops and jeans and studded belts wears thick rimmed glasses, converse shoes, probably pierced their lip, has black hair with fringe covering face.
going to a taking back sunday concert
listening to the used
writing poems
being open and free to show emotion
becoming a latest trend
apparently being suicidal
by Stephanie Dawn August 1, 2005
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One who walks around moping with a pouty face. Usually expresses him/herself 'artistically' by writing depressing 'emo' songs, writing depressing 'emo' poetry, or drawing depressing 'emo' pictures. usually has a notebook and/or guitar with him/her at all times.

male forms usually have long hair that covers about 3/4 of their face and attracts a lot of the ladies. they wear t-shirts from hot topic with such depressing artists as kurt cobain and pablo picasso on them. male forms may also have different girlfriends for different days of the week, as they believe that the more broken relationships they have, the more bad whiny ideas they have for their emo art.

female forms usually have emo kid glasses. they wear dark clothes and are (generally, but not always) self mutilators. they like to whine about how their mom abuses them and they live in a broken home. often, they also date different people of the week for inspiration. emo females are not as common as emo males.

if you ever see an emo kid, watch out. not only are they dangerous to your mental health, but if you get too close to them, they are likely to base some of their emo depressing art on you.
"oh my god, i can't believe you broke up with george! he's such an emo kid, he's probably going to carry his guitar with him for the next week!"
by omgzlykewhoa May 1, 2005
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