election section

As opposed to a c-section, when the results of an election cause pregnant women to conclude their unborn child has a better chance of survival the sooner they get the right to vote, therefore the sooner they are born.

Person A: I went into labor yesterday, and had a beautiful baby boy. But it was a premature birth.

Person B: Really? Why?

Person A: I underwent an election section after experiencing the shock of Tuesday’s election.

by TheSharpie November 25, 2016

socialist elect

Term used for the Biden/Harris campaign win taking the country in a different political direction.

The socialist elect appointed more cabinet members today.

by Jack Fenetre December 3, 2020

2024 election

An event where you'll have to choose the lesser evil out of a group of evils, to lead your country that's already in a downfall.

ah... the 2024 election, just like any other election

by manofthemilk1 February 26, 2024

2024 Election results

A big W for the republicans where everything went their way. Generations from now, fellow republicans will tell the story about how they won.

Not me: "The 2024 Election Results were so good!"

by REDBOSS2008 November 29, 2024

2020 Election Cycle Shot

A reversed engineered tequila shot meant to make you physically feel (relief from?) the year 2020 and the American Presidential election cycle.

1. Snort Salt

2. Take the tequila shot

3. Squirt the lime into your open eyes

This will help fight COVID-19 as well as give you a distraction from American politics.

Steve: Man, this year is shit

Terri: Here, take this 2020 Election Cycle shot to distract you from it all

Steve: *takes shot as intended*

Steve: *can no longer be bothered by 2020 for a moment*

Steve: Thank you but please put it in reverse, Terri
Terri: *scooters into danger*

by Pibbs18 November 3, 2020

re-election

Candidacy for the second term of a political office or other position.

Re-election refers to the second term.

by KWY789 January 17, 2023

Runoff election

A good name for an election, since the winner gets to run off with the money.

This year a black guy and Jew get to do the same thing thousands of WASP's did before them, run off with the money after the runoff election. Everybody seems to make a big deal of it, the same way they would do if it was a transvestite who started life as a female Christian then converted to Islam and had a sex change in his/her/it's 20's.

by Solid Mantis January 15, 2021