Commander John

Someone who spends too much time on the toilet.

Are you still in there?...OMG...what is taking you so long, Commander John?

by KoDeCKS April 02, 2009

Commander Chris

Commander Chris is a gay eRPer who jerks off to hentai comics. Also around the age of 14.

Dude, Commander Chris is so gay!

by seinfeld11 July 15, 2019

Clout Commander

A chad so great all of the coochie gravitates to him.

Kanan is the clout commander.

by Derric Buttinstein December 13, 2018

11th Commandment

this is the 11th commandment:
11.thou shalt not take thy religion too serioulsy because god(being perfect and all) has a good sense of humour.

wow that church and state guy should really take a break with his religious dogma,he should heed the 11th commandment!

by long live the FSM January 15, 2008

cock commander

A female who forces her boyfriend to constantly do things for her.

I don't have to make you breakfast in bed for you every day Jane! Stop being such a cock commander!

by Haxsoar June 23, 2008

fan commander

A girl with titties the size of her head that has somehow managed to bend down and take it like the beast she is. Full in the mouth. a.k.a. a master of the bj.

"Dude Tiffany is such a fan commander." -Eric
"Man, I know. She can command mine anyday." -John.

by synthetic dreams June 17, 2007

Fucknose Commander

When the word fucknose just isn't enough to sum up someone's fucknose-yness

That bouncer won't let me in the club, what a fucknose commander.

by ActionSwanson42 January 23, 2010