Maryland booty call

Having a booty call while residing or visiting in Maryland.

I will like to reserve a one night for a Maryland booty call.

by babygirlmlw March 5, 2009

Maryland Radon Mitigation Remediation

Call Air Quality Control [phone]. - Radon gas mitigation, remediation, abatement, testing, reduction, and removal systems of Baltimore, Columbia, Parkville, Silver Spring, Pasadena MD, Gaithersburg, Annapolis, Glen Burnie, Potomac, Clarksville, Jarrettsville, Crofton, Lanham, Fallston, Belcamp, Cumberland, Elkton, Elicott City, Clarksburg, Westminster, Potomac, Owings Mills, Port Deposit, Maryland Radon Mitigation. Radon gas ventilation contractor serving these Maryland Counties: Anne Arundel, Baltimore, Prince George’s, Garrett, Allegany, Washington, Frederick, Carroll, Harford, Cecil, Kent, Queen Anne’s, Caroline, Talbot, Dorchester, Wicomico, Somerset, Worcester, St. Mary’s, Charles, Montgomery, and Howard County. Call 1-800-61-RADON.

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by Maryland Radon Mitigation December 18, 2009

St. Mary's College of Maryland

A sorry excuse for a college filled with the biggest collection of unambitious, bottom-feeding, filthy, ugly, slacker, loser, scumbag dregs of the earth to be found anywhere on this planet. One is either a 60's retread, a redneck hick, or of a lower middle class background of which you're the first to attend college. Faculty consists of third-rate teachers with degrees from third-rate (at best) institutions who couldn't find a job anywhere else. A certificate from an auto mechanic trade school would do more to make you a contributing and valued member of society than anything from this place.

St. Mary's College of Maryland typical student conversation:

normal person: "so what's your major" ?

hippie retread: "huh" ?

normal person: "you know, what do you plan to do with your life, what are your goals" ?

hippie retread: "uh, what are goals"

by pawzavitch July 30, 2009

Sigma Chi at the University of Maryland, College Park.

Fratty, Giggidy, and Frivolous beyond belief.

Sigma Chi at the University of Maryland, College Park.

Living the dream on a daily basis.

by Sweet Lu. October 18, 2009

the Maryland mud slide

when you hitting it from behind and she drop a shit all over you creating the Maryland mud slide

she was such a whore she gave you the Maryland mud slide

by CoronaWithLime March 18, 2020

Maryland Mousetrap

When you’re fucking a random chick up the ass and you attach a mousetrap to her clit before donkey punching her and making her piss and shit herself in the process

“I can’t believe Matthew went a gave Courtney a Maryland Mousetrap last night the slippery guy”

by Fuckknuckles June 2, 2022

accident maryland

small town and flat asses. everyone expect a selected bunch usually has a curse word in every sentence. crack heads and rich people all mixed together!

my friend and i hung out in accident maryland and got flipped off by a bunch of teens for no reason!

by jiijoeeee October 22, 2017