man : darling, i think theres something you should know!
wife : ohmigod you dont have a wenie do you?!
man : yes, its true i have a wenie
wife : my god, im married to a wenie man! where did you say you put the divorce papers?
wife : ohmigod you dont have a wenie do you?!
man : yes, its true i have a wenie
wife : my god, im married to a wenie man! where did you say you put the divorce papers?
by wenie genie April 18, 2008
Friend 1: Nora will not let anybody get anywhere near her wenis!
Friend 2: Gosh, she is such a wenis prude!
Friend 2: Gosh, she is such a wenis prude!
by UliDarling November 27, 2010
The complementary side of the the wenis, the rough patch of skin on your elbow, which is exposed when you extend your arm.
by AbernathyMullighan August 16, 2009
The act of pulling the wenis skin high from the elbow, and then tightly squeezing one's penis in-between it for sexual pleasure. For this act to work properly, the victim must have a sufficient amount of wenis skin.
As of now, wenis rape is only legal in Djibouti.
As of now, wenis rape is only legal in Djibouti.
On my trip to Djibouti, I was ambushed and mercilessly wenis raped! I shan't forget that dreadful holiday.
by ErikB_91 May 27, 2007
A wenis clamp is when someone comes up behind you and doesn't let go. Sometimes they break their teeth trying to keep ahold of it.
Refer to: mouth.
Refer to: mouth.
by Seymoor Butts September 18, 2006
by Dale Allen August 19, 2008
Jack Bauer: "You can wenis torture me as much as you like, i wont give you that information".
Terrorist: "Then i will have to clamp your penis instead".
Terrorist: "Then i will have to clamp your penis instead".
by Murph and Sascha October 25, 2007