route of it

being so far gone from prolonged use of substances that you are obviously not in the right state of mind.

yo route of it!!! *you're out of it!!!*

by d i z k o 2 0 8 November 22, 2010

Joan Rivers route

Turning into what you made fun of yesterday.

The bubbly girl went the Joan Rivers route and started to practice the double standards she always preached against before, and she got harder and harder to respect as she got older (not that anybody respected her much before).

by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021

Joan Rivers route

Becoming everything you made fun of yesterday. A life where smiling was once an easy thing to do, but becomes more and more difficult as cynicism grows as the end gets closer and closer.

The bubbly girl took the Joan Rivers route through life, and the more she started to practice every double standard she preached against or tried to make fun of when she was younger, the harder and harder it got to respect her the older she got (Not that anybody had ever had much true respect for her, if any).

by The Original Agahnim June 24, 2021

Joan Rivers route

Becoming everything you made fun of yesterday. A life where smiling was once easy, but becomes harder and harder while cynicism grows as the end gets closer and closer, and the reality that nobody will miss you when the end does get here sets in.

The bubbly girl went the Joan Rivers route through life, and the more she started to practice everything she once preached against, the more she tried to change reality from what ot was into a new one. It got harder and harder to respect her as she got older (though nobody really did have much respect for her if any before anyway).

by The Original Agahnim June 24, 2021

dummy routes

like when you run hella fast either from someone or just for the heck of it

zammmmmm the cop was chasing me and I HIT DUMMY ROUTES!!

by chocolate chunky June 21, 2017

The Bread Route

Unknowingly going down on a woman with a yeast infection.

We had a great time on our first date, but I didn't know I'd be running the bread route after the movie....

by poppapico69 July 18, 2010

Wolf route

In Super Mario Bros, a "Wolf route" is when you decide to be a complete dumbass and come up with the worst routes ever, usually involving hard/inconsistent tricks to make the later levels more lenient when going for a sub 5 minutes time.

Named after the runner WolfAeterni

1-1 FPG, 4-1 FPG and Mana clip for sub 5? That's a Wolf route if I've ever seen one.

by An SMB1 runner November 16, 2022