For a gentleman to liberally apply his post-coital smegma to the eyelids of his sleeping lover so that come the dawn, when she wakes, she firstly thinks she has had a great nights sleep, and then secondly, as she wipes them, the salt rehydrates and slips into her eyes, thus making her seemingly cry - from which one may take secondary satisfaction from the fact your kin-folk will believe she is heart-broken to leave - all red eyed and teary.
“If I may be so bold, sir, I saw Lady Claire leaving your chambers earlier. She looked rather upset with red eyes. You really are a heart-breaker sir”
“Nah, I just gave her the ol’dirty Craddy Tony, but don’t tell anyone”
“Legend, sir. Legend”
“Nah, I just gave her the ol’dirty Craddy Tony, but don’t tell anyone”
“Legend, sir. Legend”
by Rachel1980 June 24, 2023
When playing a online FPS and the group chat keeps farting in their headset making it sound like running through a battlefield.
by Randy23Marsh November 25, 2021
by The father69420 December 7, 2021
by Hvhicvieihcdwvyfxoysqfxfyxoyf April 27, 2020
When someone beats you up until you are knocked out, dump 800 hundred rats on you, call it a day, burry you in their grandma’s house, wait 24 hours, come back to where you were buried, urinate on your grave, the dig you out of your grave, and have sex with you. Then get arrested obvi
by User is wierd July 1, 2020
person one: my boyfriend did a dirty mezhi on me last night and it was kind of good
person two: omg i wanna try a dirty mezhi
person two: omg i wanna try a dirty mezhi
by rando 222 May 5, 2020