February 5

A day that a girl obsessed with a fictional men and a man who will never love her was born. If her name starts with an S, run.

Omg it’s Sarah!
Hey bro she was born on February 5, run.

by MIYAMURA <3 November 23, 2021

February 26

February 26 is international anal day/Backdoor day/Slime your homeboy day.

If your home boy askes you to hangout on February 26 he might rape you analy

John: Hey bro do you want to hang out on February 26?
Bob: Yea sure I'll hang out with you on that day..

*on the 26th*

John: look over there!

Bob: what is it-

John: *starts raping Bob in the ass*

by NoodleLord February 25, 2025

February 28

If your name is nevaeh and your born on this day your a hoe

Bitches on February 28 are hoes

by Djay raps November 22, 2021

February 14th

Cheat on your bf/gf on February 14th

OMG! It’s February 14th, time to cheat :).-by Deuna

by anonymous February 14, 2022

February 13th 2008

if you were born February 13th 2008 you have a penis the size of 10 inches or over

woman: "wow you where born on February 13th 2008 you must have a big penis"
man that was born on February 13th 2008: "yes woman... yes i do"

by slump6s October 7, 2021

february 11

February 11 is national 'piss off' day.

tell the person you hate most one february 11 to iss off.

person a: "i really dont like leah"
person b: "its national 'piss off' day on february 11, tell her to piss off!"
person a: "okay!!"

by dinosuga February 11, 2022

February the 14th National slap ur short friend round round the head approximately 5 times

Slap ur short friend round the head 5 times on Feb 14th -GL hehehehe

February the 14th National slap ur short friend round round the head approximately 5 times

by No.1alnino February 11, 2022