February 11th

“ Kendall judge day” or also “the biggest stuck up coniving cunt with the fattest moose knuckle day@

being defined as..
“oh hey its february 11th!”
“NOOOO ITS KENDALL JUDGE DAY!!”
“what?”
* it goes dark *
“THE MOOSE KNUCKLE IS TAKING OVER” we all yell in unison.

by EricMcnackle23 February 10, 2025

February 11th

Send a photo and video to your boyfriend of your 🍒,🍑,🐱

February 11th

by Dnsbddbdn February 11, 2025

Fat Fuck February

A variant for the month of February, during which people with excessive fat are reveered as more sexually attractive when compared to before.

Tw*tter User 1: "Ough bro I'm entering my Fat Fuck February arc oughhhh....."
Tw*tter User 2: "Dude we were just talking about Roblox the hell's wrong with you."

by APersonaRedditDork February 11, 2025

February 11th

National boyfriend sends you a shirtless photo

Me: “hey babe! It’s February 11th! You gotta take that shirt off

by Suck on my nuts February 11, 2025

february 13

National send 5 ass pics day

Hey it’s february 13 you look like you got ass lemme see sum ass

by montgeus jay stewuart February 13, 2025

February 13th

The day that people who won’t last get together. This is the day that partners who will not last up to a year get together on.

“Oh, today is February 13th.”

by XxJasperxX February 13, 2025

February 19th

Official nipple slicing day. Cut off peoples nipples and attach them to yourself, and produce juices to feed to mario!

“I will be participating in the nipple cutting party on February 19th.”

by ElijahPlopperFlubbz February 16, 2025