February 6th

National take off all your clothes and confess to your crush day

*sees crush and realizes its February 6th*
*starts to take off clothes while maintaining eye contact with crush*
Crush: what
*continues to take off clothes while maintaining eye contact*
You: I like you
Crush: OMG YOUR SO HOT AND SEXY I LOVE YOU AND—
*crush has orgasm*

by Lovejfjdjdhrjdjdjf February 5, 2020

February the 14th National slap ur short friend round round the head approximately 5 times

Slap ur short friend round the head 5 times on Feb 14th -GL hehehehe

February the 14th National slap ur short friend round round the head approximately 5 times

by No.1alnino February 11, 2022

February 16

National Titty Pic day !!!!!! drop those bras and show them to the world!

hey man it’s February 16, text your girlfriend.

by my_schmeat February 16, 2024

February 13th 2008

if you were born February 13th 2008 you have a penis the size of 10 inches or over

woman: "wow you where born on February 13th 2008 you must have a big penis"
man that was born on February 13th 2008: "yes woman... yes i do"

by slump6s October 7, 2021

February 20th

February 20th is national get a piggy back ride by your tall friends ;

February 20th: hey can i get a piggy back ride?
tall friend: no
February 20th: but its national piggy back ride day

by February 20th May 12, 2022

03 february

International Slavery day. You can legally buy nibbas or hoes on the net.

Did you buy your hoe the 03 February?

by Piewdd October 15, 2019

February 25

Ask Agatha out day!!

everyone needs to ask Agatha outbound February 25th

by peepeechildren February 24, 2021