February 29

February 29 aka the day where you slap your least favorite teacher. It only happens once every 4 years so make it count!
Bonus points if it’s a brick

Student: yo teacher it’s February 29 you know what that means
Teacher: oh no shiver me timbers

by TheyloveLLL February 1, 2025

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February 5th

This day is when the best person in the world was born, this person has never failed to not make me smile and make me happy

Sophia was born February 5th

by Bentden April 24, 2025

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February 14th

Cheat on your bf/gf on February 14th

OMG! It’s February 14th, time to cheat :).-by Deuna

by anonymous February 14, 2022

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february 8

lick a picture of evan peters day

hey, its february 8th. i should probably lick a picture of evan peters.

by amognus October 15, 2022

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February 8th

Girl say yes day girls well have to say yes to anything and almost everything this day

I'm so excited for February 8th

by Ghostreaper65 February 6, 2024

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Your birthgiver couldn't have held you in until midnight, or pushed you out a day earlier? People born on February 15 are horrendous narcissists and can't contain their audacity into their short-ass body. Calm the fuck down, Satan. Why don't you stfu and learn some perspective. Spoiler alert, other people have different povs than you do. You are not the main character in everyone else's story

Oh, you were born on February 15? I just remembered I have to walk my dead fish on that day, maybe I'll see you later, but hopefully not. Don't wait up

by thesethiccthighsdontlie November 24, 2023

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