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February 29

February 29 aka the day where you slap your least favorite teacher. It only happens once every 4 years so make it count!
Bonus points if it’s a brick
Student: yo teacher it’s February 29 you know what that means
Teacher: oh no shiver me timbers
by TheyloveLLL February 1, 2025
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February 5th

This day is when the best person in the world was born, this person has never failed to not make me smile and make me happy
by Bentden April 24, 2025
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February 14th

Cheat on your bf/gf on February 14th
OMG! It’s February 14th, time to cheat :).-by Deuna
by anonymous February 14, 2022
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February 28

If your name is nevaeh and your born on this day your a hoe
by Djay raps November 22, 2021
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February 15

Your birthgiver couldn't have held you in until midnight, or pushed you out a day earlier? People born on February 15 are horrendous narcissists and can't contain their audacity into their short-ass body. Calm the fuck down, Satan. Why don't you stfu and learn some perspective. Spoiler alert, other people have different povs than you do. You are not the main character in everyone else's story
Oh, you were born on February 15? I just remembered I have to walk my dead fish on that day, maybe I'll see you later, but hopefully not. Don't wait up
by thesethiccthighsdontlie November 24, 2023
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February 10

If you’re born February 10 you are VERY rare, special one, truthful and they are Cute as hell😍. If you have a friend whose born February 10th keep them they are strong and you will feel like they are your best friend and help you in any kind of way. They are caring and encouraging people! You’ll never see them fall down and not get back up and do better than what they did. They carry a lot of value and very respectful to principles. They are a little mean and don’t play about anything, they be on they shit for real. Dating an Aquarius is lovely & touchy.
I fell in love with a February 10th baby🥰.
by Cincobrazyy November 26, 2023
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February 1

Marscela Fernandes Birthdayy!!😱😱
?- Hey what day is it today?
You- February 1
?- OMG ISNT MARCELAS BIRTHDAY?!?
you- YES. THE FACT U HAD TO ASK ME THE DAY IS CRAZY HOW CAN U FORGET FEBRUARY 1 🙎🏻 ♀️!!
by Pjminsgf October 15, 2022
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