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February 7th

Son:Hey mom here’s some Alfredo” Mom:why?” Son:it’s February 7th silly!
by Eman5 November 22, 2020
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Free Fap February

Free Fap February is a Challenge Month Counteracting to the No Nut November. What you basically have to do is Cum as much as you can, maybe measure it and compare it with your Friends.
You Doing No Nut November?

Me?
Nah, I did Free Fap February this Year.
by RayAkuma December 31, 2019
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February 28

February 28th is when all girls despite talking, dating, or married to someone, must send at least 3 selfies to their significant other.
Hey babe its February 28th you know what that means, fine here's some cute selfies of me.
Why did you send me selfies of you I didn't ask for them, its February 28th so I had to.
by Houston71693 February 26, 2021
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February

A month with terrible weather, a month depressing for singles and awkward for couples, and a month were heavy sales of chocolate and roses and a high rate of "unhappiness" takes place here, plus not many people really care about groundhogs day.

but atleast some people born here are pretty charming and enjoyable here.
Person one ( Male ): You know it's close to February, should we atleast do something together?

Person two ( Female ): Hmmm, I don't know, usually February has pretty terrible weather so we probably won't be able to go to an outside place without getting very cold, and I heard lots of people hate this month because of high rates of
unhappiness And such more reasons, but maybe we'll see about that a little later.

Person one ( Male ): Okay, I guess so.
by just some random american August 24, 2021
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February

In February girls and pleaser themselves just like with boys they have no nut November
Man I'm not ready for February because you know what that means fingerless February 😒
by Alex is trash February 1, 2020
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February 28th

Type Matthew the beginning of the Bee movie script day. Every February 28th you can send a known Matthew the beginning of the Bee movie script
February 28th example

According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
by Oooh yeh March 1, 2022
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February 14th

The best boyfriend to ever live! Curly hair and really pretty eyes! Just don’t let his looks take your heart you have to love his personality too! People born on this day are good at playing football and like to play volleyball with there gf/ bf
random: wow he/she is cute

Someone else: ya I heard Hes born on February 14th
by Puppylover380 March 2, 2020
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