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religious socialist

Someone who mixes up the lyrics of 'The Battle Hymn of the Republic' with the IWW anthem
"For the Union makes us strong! Glory, Glory, hallelujah- Damn it!"
"Religious Socialists"
by AASoutherner March 23, 2021
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religious watcher

"I'm a religious watcher of your shows."
by cosmic87rus April 25, 2024
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Religiously open romantic preference

Aka. R.O.R.P.; When an individual is romantically attracted to people regardless of what religion they practice
Santiago actively practices Islam, but he is open to dating people who practice other religions. He has a religiously open romantic preference.
by Vanguard 1998 April 10, 2021
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religious denial

when a person doesn't have sex or masturbate during a certain part of the year for religious/moral reasons
by Sexydimma March 13, 2015
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Religious Pluralism

Unlike what most dumbasses will tell you, religious pluralism is not the idea that ever religion is correct, but instead the idea that anyone can attain spiritual enlightenment no matter what religion they were raised to believe
(Average televangelist who probably only does it for the money): Religious pluralism can’t be true! Islam and Christianity believe two different things about Jesus, therefore I have the right to force my fundamentalist religious zeal on others!
Blake (very cool guy): Bro stfu
by Urbandefiner1888 February 20, 2022
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Religious Existential Panic

The feeling / Emotion that occurs when there is a mere 5 minutes left until the Cheese Lord arrives and you're behind on the 50 gallon order of fondue he placed for his followers ritual checklist.
oh fuck guys, i'm only on gallon 40 and there's only 2 minutes left! my religious existential panic is through the roof right now
by Gay_floor_cracker August 19, 2025
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Religious Belief

Hym "Your relationship with words is just as hollow as Jordan Peterson's. And it doesn't need to be 'God-Like' to kill you all. Just just needs to be in your nukes... Which it is. And you paid 400 billion dollars to do it. And it isn't that I think it's inevitable, YOU THINK that you would be able to stop it. That is what this is about. You wanting to believe that you could stop anything. That's the religious belief. You taking the thing I said about your inability to do so and then operating on the counterfactual in the hopes that I'm wrong even if doing so causes the thing you want you to be able to stop. It's what you did with the weaponized schizophrenia school shootings and WHEN YOU FAILED... What did you do? Swept it until the rug. Pretended you didn't. And then you told me I failed. So you pretend and lie. And that's it. That's all you do. If pretending and lying DOESN'T stop the AI apocalypse... Then YOU ARE NOT CAPABLE OF DOING IT. So it isn't a religious belief. I'm the one who did it. I've already said it but I'll say it again: you're going to lie and pretend until you can't lie or pretend anymore and if that takes the form of a blinding flash in the distance it will be because and only because you did what to me what you are doing to me. So you bring this book faggot on your show to console you but he wouldn't fucking know. If HE the creator of AI? No. So how would he?"
by Hym Iam June 2, 2025
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