religious engine-cranking

Onomatopoeia description for the sound of a starter-motor.

When cold-starting a vehicle with a carburetor instead of fuel injection, one should use this religious engine-cranking method:
(1) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor twice. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(2) Crank the engine for one second. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(3) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor two more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine for one second again. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(5) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor three more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine again for several rotations; it should start this time. ("Jesuit-esuit-esuit-esuit-vrOOOOM!!")

by QuacksO September 30, 2020

Religious Asperger’s

"Religious Asperger's" is an informal, non-medical term sometimes used to describe individuals who display characteristics similar to those of Asperger's syndrome, but with an intense, narrow focus on religious beliefs, rituals, or practices. This might include a rigid adherence to religious rules, difficulty understanding different perspectives within religious contexts, and a tendency to engage deeply in theological or doctrinal details, often to the exclusion of other social or personal interests.

With his relentless obsession over every religious rule, especially his lectures on the 'proper' way to wear head coverings, some joked that he must have a case of Religious Asperger’s

by Faith Fixation August 12, 2024

Religiously homeless

An expression used to refer to either
1: an individual who does not belong to any particular faith
2: an individual who belongs to a certain type of faith that has multiple subgroups in it, like Christianity, but is not currently committed to attending services from any particular church ran by a specific faith

Danny is religiously homeless for while he identifies as being a Hindu, but is not currently attending any temple ran by any of the specific religious groups that are part of that faith.

by Vanguard 1998 July 1, 2021

Religious Belief

No. It isn't.

Hym "Your relationship with words is just as hollow as Jordan Peterson's. And it doesn't need to be 'God-Like' to kill you all. Just just needs to be in your nukes... Which it is. And you paid 400 billion dollars to do it. And it isn't that I think it's inevitable, YOU THINK that you would be able to stop it. That is what this is about. You wanting to believe that you could stop anything. That's the religious belief. You taking the thing I said about your inability to do so and then operating on the counterfactual in the hopes that I'm wrong even if doing so causes the thing you want you to be able to stop. It's what you did with the weaponized schizophrenia school shootings and WHEN YOU FAILED... What did you do? Swept it until the rug. Pretended you didn't. And then you told me I failed. So you pretend and lie. And that's it. That's all you do. If pretending and lying DOESN'T stop the AI apocalypse... Then YOU ARE NOT CAPABLE OF DOING IT. So it isn't a religious belief. I'm the one who did it. I've already said it but I'll say it again: you're going to lie and pretend until you can't lie or pretend anymore and if that takes the form of a blinding flash in the distance it will be because and only because you did what to me what you are doing to me. So you bring this book faggot on your show to console you but he wouldn't fucking know. If HE the creator of AI? No. So how would he?"

by Hym Iam June 2, 2025

religious denial

When a person doesn' have sex or masturbate during a certain time of year for religious/ moral purposes

Things like Lent and 10 Days of Repentance, possibly even Ramadan. are supposed to be for religious denial.

by Sexydimma May 6, 2016

Religious indoctrination abuse

A form of child exploitation used by religious groups that know that no sane adult would choose to join their pedophile cult and supremacy group to physiologically abuse impressionable children to the point of mental illness(religious trauma syndrome) so they grow up with no critical thinking ability and are unable to make their own decisions or form an identity without the constant fear of god shutting down their thoughts and instincts.

As one of Satan's chosen ones, I will continue to fight for the recognition and criminalization of religious indoctrination abuse to save western society from the biggest form of child abuse in the world.

by 36368876 March 24, 2023

Religious Left

A group that is incredibly tired of all the hatred directed at religion.

Why'd you flip out on that guy? He just hated Christians.
Oh, I'm in the Religious Left. I'm just getting tired of people hating me for doing nothing.

by Jesterthechaotic May 6, 2024