religious socks

hole-y socks

i use my religious socks as dust cloths

by anonymous July 9, 2025

Day religious

Praying all day. Partying all night

My son is only day religious during vbs.

by Lawnninja June 12, 2018

Religious Uncertainty

Whatever banal point you're trying to make...

Hym "About religious uncertainty doesn't apply here AND I have a retort... But not now. You'll know it when you see it. And beyond that... I don't call myself Bruce... Get it? BEYOND? Like, Batman BEYOND? Ah? Aah? Eheheheheh!"

by Hym Iam March 19, 2025

Borderline religious

Someone who has a background in religion but does not practice fully and is skeptical about said religion

I am borderline religious when it comes to the Bible because I don’t know if I believe all of it!

by Elizabeth Sharee February 19, 2021

fake religious

People who act holy and self righteous when things go their way, but become pieces of shit when you disagree with them or call them out on their b.s.

Ali: "It's better to forgive and worry about yourself. We should all just agree for the sake of peace."
Omer: "I disagree."
Ali: "Wtf is wrong with you!? Are you stupid or retarded? Why can't you see I'm right?"
Omer: "How are you right?"
Ali: "Because I went to Yale, I pray everyday, am successful and everyone likes me."
Omer: "How does that make you right?"
Ali: "Wtf do you know Omer? You work in sales. And have like 50 followers. You barely know 10 surahs. I mean, you don't even have a beard."

Omer: "You just fake religious."

by Seven Eight6 April 9, 2020

religious hypocrite

A Religious Hypocrite is an Athian that tells christians that their isn't any god, yet they believe in him them-selves.

Athian: God doesn't exist!
Atheist: Yeah! God sucks.
Athian: Don't be so mean, god is all loving..
Atheist: *confused*
Atheist: Dude, that's being a religious hypocrite.

by Pseudonym Of The Dictionary May 14, 2015

religious gay

A religious person that is gay and goes against their religion booty

He wants to fuck his neighbor but hes religious. He will do it any way because he’s a religious gay booty

by ihaveaidsmomdonttelldad July 16, 2019