by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022
by VileGay September 21, 2023
Don't get offended, bro. I was just humpin' the crumpet.
I didn't mean to kill your mom - I was humpin' her crumpet and my dick stabbed all the way through.
I didn't mean to kill your mom - I was humpin' her crumpet and my dick stabbed all the way through.
by thescholar(i read dostoyevsky) December 16, 2018
by Npet2301 April 13, 2022
by Ismellmymic February 21, 2021
"Mate, your sister's anal gaping pics are immense. "
"Yeah, she's been using that crumpet ring she got for Christmas off dad."
"Yeah, she's been using that crumpet ring she got for Christmas off dad."
by lemlemlem March 15, 2018
You crumpet muffin!
by Yolo beast yolo loo March 18, 2014