Hypercore Cartoon

A kind of “cartoon” originating from the 2000s that has only spread like wildfire to executives in the 2010s to 2020s A show whose sole purpose is to be loud and annoying and filled with
- yelling
- everyone being a jerk
- loud music and sound effects
- large amounts of gross out
- catchphrases
- violence
Examples include the modern SpongeBob Seasons, Camp Lazlo, The Cuphead Show, Oddballs, Unikitty, Teen Titans Go, Powerpuff Girls 2016, Total Dramarama, Bunsen is a Beast, Mighty Magiswords, and most recently Kiff.

God I can’t stand all the hypercore cartoons on tv. Cartoon fans are too accepting of watching the animation equivalent of jingling keys when anime and story cartoons at least respects your intelligence. Kids deserve better.

by Lucasvulp69 June 26, 2023

Cartoon Cannon

What happens to your penis and balls when you've been swimming in cold water. Similar to pool-noodle.

Tom: Damn that water is cold. It looks like a cartoon cannon down there.

by JimVT October 11, 2010

Cartoon physics

When you step on a rake and it hits you in the face, like in Tom and Jerry

Tom stepped on a rake and then got hit in the face!! Cartoon physics, LOL

by your father, November 21, 2018

Cartoon pedo

One adult simping a cartoon minor

Random guy: MARRY ME (insert young cartoon character)
You: WHY ARE YOU A CARTOON PEDO

by Tordindamix June 10, 2023

they'll do it every time cartoon

reference to a single panel newspaper comic created by Jimmy Halto in fucking 1929 then the cunt died in 1963 and some Mexican "Al Scaduto" continued it till 2008

"they'll do it every time cartoon is a very nice cartoon al capone" said

by Jer Nig September 13, 2019

Cartoon day

A parents' referring of Saturday morning cartoon blocks. Line taken from the 1995 fantasy film, The Indian In The Cupboard.

"I feel like I haven't seen you in days. Cartoon day tomorrow.", "Well, imma just chill and have a Pepsi tomorrow, it's cartoon day on CBS.", "Cartoon day's on Telemundo tomorrow, will you watch?"

by JMReader September 6, 2021

cartoon hot

Finding a cartoon or animated cartoon very attractive.

Dude I watched Avarar yesterday, Neytiri s fucking cartoon hot ,I wanna tap that.

by Pro stock March 29, 2020