a school library run by a librarian commonly known as Miss V, Villilardo or Villilardo guttardo retardo. she is in charge of the library that sadly has no books, apart from toad rage - the autobiography of a toad mum and an amazingly cool poem book. popular library activities include the jumping game, eating peoples rubbers and complaining at the obvious lack of books. there is an amazing set of library rules and it is up to the older occupants of the library to set an example to the year sevens (a bad example).
Danielle: there are no books in the library! miss v why don't you buy some books??
Emma: emily stop eating my rubber!
Emma: emily stop eating my rubber!
by your face is a sock September 09, 2010
When peeps and/or animals display deplorable behavior in a Library in order to gain attention, while on an epic adventure.
Librarian: "You there playing loud muzak, eating an onion sandwich and dog-earing that encyclopedia... STOP the *&*@! Library Shenanigans right this minute!"
Library Patron: "Oops, sorry - I was reading some cool non fiction stories and just wanted people to notice ME because it's all about ME!"
Library Patron: "Oops, sorry - I was reading some cool non fiction stories and just wanted people to notice ME because it's all about ME!"
by Rambona March 23, 2017
by AP17 May 01, 2020
The toilet, but only when your pooping.
by Bobs Murders October 02, 2023
A book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
Imagination Library is the best.
by SPrice1980 April 24, 2022
A university library that has nearly no books about sexuality outside of marriage. Representing the Christian ideals of CMA (Christian Missionary Alliance) doctrine who acts like Big Brother to the school. Yet have an entire section on how to practice black magic.
Damn, I can't find any books on Tarrot Card reading that's prejuidice to gay people. I need a Simpson University Library
by Thomas Dogoode December 01, 2016
When someone hooks up with 27 people that have names starting with each letter of the alphabet in alphabetical order.
by Z…..Baby January 01, 2022