public library

a large building near a city's downtown filled with books, children, and sleeping homeless people

"hey brother can you spare a dime?"
"shut up and go to the public library!"

"shit! i really need some books, homeless people, and children."
"dude, have you heard of the public library?"

by uncle fuckbucket March 6, 2023

library

a place where people stare at dead trees with tattoos, then hallucinate

Jimmy: "Wanna go the the library?"
Timmy: "No Jimmy, that's where people hallucinate."
Jimmy: "Oh. Wanna do drugs instead?"
Timmy: "HELL FUCKING YEAH"

by commonmothertoungew August 5, 2023

C.D. Library

A place where people go to relax and be bored the fuck out of there minds. I mean seriously, there is nothing to do here except to walk around and find low lifes on the computers in the corner watching some freaky indian porno or something. And talking about DVDs, this place has the worst selection of dvds, even worse than your dead grandpa's collection, so it's a pretty chill palce as you can see.

none, C.D. Library

by Bisexual sea lion July 6, 2010

Library Googly Eyes

After hours and hours of reading from a textbook, with teeny tiny textbook text, your vision becomes blurry and one of your eyeballs keeps crossing and you can't stop it.

Signs of library googly eyes:

1. You walk by a cubical and see legs coming out from underneath the desk.
2. The person under the desk is napping.
3. You see a person attempting to type a paper with one eye closed. (drunk texting logic does not work in this state)
4. You make eye contact with a person, and their eyes are all googly and scary.
5. You see them trying to Google" how to rent a seeing eye dog for the walk home."

by K-E-dollar$ign-HA May 3, 2012

live sports, espn+ originals, the exclusive home of the complete 30 for 30 library, exclusive articles and tools, top leagues and tournaments, best stories in sports on espn+!

The advertisement phrase used during commercial breaks of ESPN+ broadcasts.

Narrator: "Live sports, ESPN+ originals, the exclusive home of the complete 30 for 30 library, exclusive articles and tools, top leagues and tournaments, best stories in sports on ESPN+!"

by UPFSonic October 21, 2024

hicks underground library

Hicks Underground Library is a place at Purdue University. From the outside it looks small but is actually quite large inside, much like the TARDIS from the show Doctor Who. Its is a popular place for students to go and study with friends.

Student 1: Have you ever been to Hicks Underground Library?

Student 2: What do you mean, 'have I been there'? I practically live in that place!

by That Guy from Purdue September 27, 2017

library

a place where pussies reside

joe: did you hear that chad just visited the library

mama: aint no way

*the next day
Chad's father: what have you become son, *pulls out a minigun from fortnite*

by iWillComeForYouPoo3003 August 13, 2022