Devil's Alibi

To have or provide an alibi so airtight it would remove all doubt and vindicate even the devil.

See also Devil's Advocate , Devil's Plea

Tom: Hey Joe! Did you steal my stereo?

Joe: No way dude. It wasnt me.
Tom: How can I believe you after you stole all my porno's?
Joe: How about the fact we are currently standing in an airport next to a plane I just unboarded which came from Canada where I have spent the last 3 years? Is that a Devil's Alibi enough for you?
Tom: Hmm....yeah I guess so...
Joe: Oh and also I have the new HDDVDHDFDHD 9001 Nexus iOne at home you can come look for yourself
Tom: Yeah yeah I get it.

by notyourfiend August 15, 2019

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Devil’s Hot Pocket

The act of shitting into another’s asshole and leaving it inside on their rectum.

Person 1: How did last night go with Stacy?
Person 2: She was nasty. She made me do the Devil’s Hot Pocket

by Jim Pickins July 11, 2021

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Devil's Lettuce

Marijuana

Sonja looks so high. I suspect that she's been smoking that devil's lettuce.

by NellenV. August 5, 2020

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Devil

Personally a very fun person to be influenced by but also can cause great harm at current moment. Good lesson teacher. Teaches you examples of how to do things right if you are evil in a way. Will cause you bad after life’s if not gotten under control after first time basically could get out of control if under the devils influence.

The devil is my best friend. I don’t believe in god no more. Just kidding.

by Heaven Lii October 1, 2021

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