The devil’s dwarf disco

First, attain a post-munted female dwarf of your choice (preferably under 3ft) and ensure that a male stallion horse is nearby. Then, provide the horse with viagra alongside a tranquilising agent through nutritional intake of choice and once erect, thread the penis through the dwarf. Subsequently, insert your penis as far into the dwarf as possible, until in range of the horse’s penis halfway inside of the body. Begin to thrust through banging against the horse’s penis, causing the sound of a drum-like beat, which is amplified through the echo created in the dwarf’s body. Once the rhythm is consistent and steady, gather your friends round to dance to the music.

‘Yo Shareef, you dj’ing at the devil’s dwarf disco tonight?’

‘Na Jaqueef, not today! My dick’s still a bit sore from last week’

by Janquif1 May 13, 2024

Texas Dirt devil

The act of getting head and she spins in a circle

That girl gave me a Texas dirt devil

by Dalton green January 31, 2021

Devil's Button

(n.) Your asshole.

Then I fucked her in the devil's button

by Brynnie.da.pooh January 21, 2022

walking devil

someone who literally is the worst person ever, always starting drama, and is a homewrecker.

Bro she is for real for real the walking devil.

by psychic rat April 29, 2023

devil penis

a small stunted ugly penis like bruce harnet

you devil penis

by toby f May 20, 2016

Tossing the devil’s salad

To smoke marijuana

When I get home late from a stressful day at work, nothing sounds better than tossing the devil’s salad.

by 9r9k June 25, 2020

Devil's cunt

An anus (usually a man's) when used for sexual gratification..

I bent him over and fucked his devil's cunt till loaded him

by anonymous December 25, 2024