Senior Regret

The feeling you get days before you graduate knowing you have done nothing with your high school career

Jake: Damn man one week till graduation already, how you feeling
Henry: I can feel the Senior regret already.

by Hnutbigpp May 9, 2023

Cum regret

That feeling of not being turned on by something you just ejaculated to.

I had such bad cum regret after jerking it to that animal gangbang.

by Pancakes1234 June 19, 2017

You're going to regret this

What someone says to attempt to shy someone away from a decision they're about to make, especially one that's grandiose. This can be said whether this decision is simply something the person saying this phrase disagrees with, or if it's actually bad. Ironically enough, after saying this, the person who is being targeted with this phrase oftentimes never actually regrets anything.

Person 1: JESUS CHRIST. YOU'RE A STUPID CRYBABY. I REGRET EVER CROSSING PATHS WITH YOU. WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE.
Person 2: Oh yeah? Just you wait! You're going to regret this!

by an extremely depressed bandu October 30, 2022

gram regrets

That feeling of regret when you post an instagram and it does not get a lot of likes

" Suz, I have major gram regrets. Should I delete the photo?"

by Mary Bee February 8, 2016

post-replying regret

when you post a cringe reply and instantly regret it

You : "I shouldn’t had made that post ..."
Your friend : "Don't worry, it's just post-replying regret, it's temporary"

by Naerin January 3, 2021

commute regret

A feeling of overwhelming ennui when a remote worker arrives at the office in a hybrid workplace. Immediate causes are the "ghost town" effect where the building is so empty it crushes your soul. Additionally sporadic conversation from zoom meetings or people talking about nothing makes you long for your quiet home office.

Joel was okay for the 30 minute commute in, but when he stepped in the door he was overcome with commute regret

by Voltmanic September 28, 2023

Pothead Regrets

Committing actions while you are high off marijuana that you later regret.

High Person A: Dude, I wish we had some munchies- wait- where did you get that bowl of top ramen??

High Person B: I stole it from that orphanage donation box over there.

*Next Day*

Person B: Wow, I can't believe I stole food from an orphanage donation box.

Person A: Pothead regrets man.

by Iemea16 September 9, 2013