by xYukiKatzzx November 09, 2019

"Ahh fuck Steve why are you raping on my bed?!"
"BRUH KYLE DID YOU JUST RAPE ON THE FRONT PORCH!?!?!?"
"BRUH KYLE DID YOU JUST RAPE ON THE FRONT PORCH!?!?!?"
by NiqqaRapper October 09, 2019

by 696ix9ine69 August 30, 2019

Girls walking to their next class, Victomhood 101.
Girl 1: OMG that creepy nerd just looked at me, I feel so uncomfortable.
Girl 2: Call the police, girl. If he made you feel uncomfortable it counts as rape.
Girl 1: Really? If that’s true then my bed rapes me every night.
Girl 2: Easy fix, girl. You just need a new mattress.
Girl 1: (dials 911) This nerd at my school just raped me... no I don’t know his name... no I’ve never seen him before... it didn’t really happen in a specific place, just out on the sidewalk I guess... ok thanks bye.
Nerd with full scholarship gets thrown in jail.
2 years later, someone overhears girl telling her friend that nerd didn’t really rape her.
Nerd gets released, but doesn’t get his scholarship back and doesn’t get taken off the sex offenders list.
Girl does 5 hours of community service.
Girl 1: OMG that creepy nerd just looked at me, I feel so uncomfortable.
Girl 2: Call the police, girl. If he made you feel uncomfortable it counts as rape.
Girl 1: Really? If that’s true then my bed rapes me every night.
Girl 2: Easy fix, girl. You just need a new mattress.
Girl 1: (dials 911) This nerd at my school just raped me... no I don’t know his name... no I’ve never seen him before... it didn’t really happen in a specific place, just out on the sidewalk I guess... ok thanks bye.
Nerd with full scholarship gets thrown in jail.
2 years later, someone overhears girl telling her friend that nerd didn’t really rape her.
Nerd gets released, but doesn’t get his scholarship back and doesn’t get taken off the sex offenders list.
Girl does 5 hours of community service.
by omihek November 26, 2018

Raping someone's ass by shoving your dick into it when they say no.
Would you like a cup of Chicken Noodle rape?
Would you like a cup of Chicken Noodle rape?
by cup-o-rape March 29, 2009

The Ravens raped the Patriots
by sha_tha_fack_ap January 12, 2010
