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Camel-Toe Kamala

Any politician, especially a veep of the USA, who ascends the ranks of their country's political ladder through the bedsheets rather than the worksheets.
(NOTE: THIS IS AN EXAMPLE ONLY, ANY REFERENCES TO REAL POLITICIANS ARE ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL) "Holy sh*t, there is NO way Laura Alvarez is Minister of National Security, she's incompetent! Wasn't she some random, unknown office clerk only five years ago? That Camel-Toe Kamala! She did more than a few men (and women) more than a few favours...
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Christie Camel Toe 

The outline of an obese man's crotch caused by wearing too tight of pants. Made popular when Chris Christie, who with the aid of an oversized shoe horn squeezed into a baseball uniform. While displaying a camel toe can be attractive in a woman, it is disgusting when revealed by an over-weight politician.
Don't look now, but that fat man over there is rocking a Christie Camel Toe. I think I am going to throw up..
Christie Camel Toe by LaughingAloud September 16, 2016

hang it low like a camel toe

"Gangsta" way of telling your friend to keep his penis flaccid when near something that could erect it.
In other words, you are telling him to "hang it low," like a flaccid penis. To make sure he knows how low it should be, you tell him "like a camel toe," which can be pretty dang low.
A hot piece of ass walks by so you tell your friend, "Dude! Hang it low like a camel toe!"

"Dudes! This girl's left boob was hanging out of her bra and I kept telling myself, 'Hang it low like a camel toe. Hang it low like a camel toe!'"

righty oh camel toe

Term used to show agreement with a female whose labia is prominently displayed by form fitting garments.

Also used to demonstrate sarcastic agreement with one who is disagreeable.
Camel Toe Mary said "Please keep the door shut"

John said "Righty oh camel toe"
righty oh camel toe by Toledo September 19, 2012

glitter on my camel toe

Self Explanatory
Candice bailey : glitter on my camel toe glitter on my camel toe glitter on my camel toe!

Reverse Camel Toe

Having the combination of a very hungry ass with tight shorts and undergarments, causing your very hungry ass to consume your shorts and undergarments causing a camel toe to appear in the rear.
What the hell, Coach G. always has that damn reverse camel toe.

male camel toe

when a male wears pants that are too tight, and the impression of his balls become visible.
male camel toe by Anonymous October 18, 2003