Sloane: gets no bitch's
by Don't be a shitter January 17, 2022
A Sloane is someone who on a night out gets offended by random, unsuspecting girls, usually in McDonald’s. They get so offended that the impulse to hiss like a velociraptor and shout at them becomes too strong. Once said unsuspecting and random girls go in defensive mode, a Sloane then destroys them quickly and ruthlessly, by stating they’re whores and laughing menacingly in their faces.
They may retaliate by hurling fries, ketchup and even burgers, but this does not phase a Sloane.
They may retaliate by hurling fries, ketchup and even burgers, but this does not phase a Sloane.
by Serjy November 26, 2018
Sloane is a back stabbed she will act nice for a bit then will turn your back on you and make fun of you then will take your friends
Sweet, but afraid of EVERYTHING!! Sloane is a great friend, smart, but often loses her temper. She isn't the best at adapting to new things, but has a great sense of humor and is really talkative.
by yayayayawuwu January 2, 2022
that one girl who’s forever stuck in a high school mentality the rest of her life because she’s never had a nasty wake up call forcing her to actually live in real life. Often in an on and off relationship with one of more top tier frat guys in college, investment bankers post grad, or a trophy wife to a guy named Bryce, Tucker or Preston past age 27. Her girls always come first, even though she actually deep down hates her friends because they’re all mean and superficial like herself. Can be found dancing on elevated surfaces in a Tobi bodycon dress with a vodka soda in hand and a VIP band around her wrist, sipping rose and watching the bachelor with her #froomies, or making coffee runs in her leased BMW 3 series that she pretends she bought herself
*during sorority denominations*
Sloane: lets give every girl with a BMI over 23 or isn’t from a zip code that makes over $200k a zero on our scorecards
Sloane: lets give every girl with a BMI over 23 or isn’t from a zip code that makes over $200k a zero on our scorecards
by not sloane November 18, 2019
A person who’s name is Sloane and not Sloane. A Sloane can be nice, funny, kind, sort of a bitch sometimes and annoying.
by Howareyoudoing123 September 21, 2022
Sloane pulled a Sloane again last night.
by Smuttyone January 29, 2022