Deadly humanoid figure about {2.38} meters tall.He is an eulucid class so he's is hard to catch or put back in his cage.I prefer you DON'T stare at him because if you do he will enter an emotional state if you look at him.After looking at his face he will hear or see scremes of death and hiding his face for about 20 seconds then he will chase you or whoever looks at him and kill them instantly one after another.If you see 096 and he is screming RUN!
Scp means Secure,Contain,Protect and scp 096 is the deadly humanoid figure in the foundation.
by handle mann April 15, 2022
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The acronym for the words "Secure Contain Protect" or "Special Containment Procedures".
If you put it in front of a group of numbers e.g. SCP-027 or SCP-999 and you search online (e.g. Google or Youtube) , you either get a sci-fi abomination about some fucked up shit that was written by some mentally insane individual or some wholesome orange slime that cures depression and is a chocoholic.
'SCP-001 "When Day Breaks" is happening, please stay indoors at all times.'

Every sane being, anomaly and universe that wants to fucking live:

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SCP - acronym

SCP - stands for "Suck Cock Properly"
"Dude, my girlfriend sucks at giving head. She needs to SCP."

"I know, right?"

"Wait what? How the fuck would you know that?"
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YOU SHALL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN
Dad: hey Timmy SCP. Timmy: its 5am let me sleep.
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(noun)
The abbreviation for Secure, Contain, Protect or Secure, Conceal, Protect. (either one works.) A fictional foundation that contains strange anomalies throughout the world in an attempt to conceal them from the public in case they may cause any danger.
Person 1: Hey, check out what I found in the mail.
*Person 1 shows Person 2 an acceptance letter from the SCP Foundation.*
Person 2: You got hired at the SCP Foundation?!
by Nonery October 28, 2023
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"SCP" stands for "special child pornography" and this abbreviation is often companied by a set of numbers. These numbers are nicknames of real children names. People who say they like "SCP" are pedophiles.
Anon1: SCP is awesome!

Anon2: same dude, SCP-049 is pretty cool

Anon3: Bro you guys pedos or some shit?
by reTni September 19, 2021
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