Pokemons

An woman you're friends with benefits with. An woman you're only meeting for sexual pleasure.
Prostitute.

Ait guys, let me call some of my pokemons real quick.

by Lil Mazzy September 16, 2020

pokemon

Pokemon is a great game forr all age.

i like pokemon

by pokefan119 January 4, 2018

pokemon

a show full of mythical creatures battling each other or being cute

pokemon are the cutest thing i've ever seen

by sdfghy December 17, 2018

pokemon

Stupid thing that runs around saying it's own name all day!

"i gotta catch that pokemon!"
"GO WEAKEN IT PIKACHU, use ur thunderbolt!"
"pika! pika pika! pikachu PEEEKA CHOOOO!! (translate, NO SCREW YOU!)

by tehPeanut February 25, 2008

pokemon

One of the greatest marketing schemes in the history of humanity. By launching a no-holds-barred Pokemon attack on America with the video games, trading cards, and anime show, they seized millions of young Americans (including myself) in their grasp. Even today, Pokemon has not entirely fallen away (partially due to the valiant efforts of Cartoon Network to play Pokemon movies over and over again on Fridays).

mr. obsessed: check it homes i got super rare jirachi celebi and mew!!!!!
real guy: dude u just wasted ur whole life man, and its not even fun. thats wat happens 2 sell-outs kids. dont b like him.

by Soldier Of A Down May 15, 2005

pokemon

to throw your balls at meaningless creatures while poking them with extreme prejudice

Damn i jus wanna pokemon that girl

that crazy jap is doing the pokemon on the dance floor

by wakkamann May 23, 2003

pokemon

1 word for this "game."
it would be...what is it? oh yeah Gay

Nerd: i play pokemon!
non-lameass: i know who's ass to kick!

by pokemonfreak1231 April 16, 2005