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If you have the correct genetics and are dependent of a particularly hairy strain of family tree, you can end up with ass hair at a minimum of 3 " long. This is a conservative estimate, and you can truly end up with a repunzel amount of ass fro worthy of donation to a local charity helping chemo patients. This grotesque area of ass hair can and will get things caught in it, such as the business end of a mankini, chlamydia spores, or even an underage girls' teeth. Note that a Tramp Mane will usually trap more items than an Ass Mane due to the sheer physics and retention force.
Check it out, Hurricane Harvey is following that guy with the Ass Mane! It's as if mother nature is trying to cleanse it out a bit.
by Cholo Financial Planner September 7, 2020
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When your ass hair reaches at least 3" long and starts to become extremely unruly. Ass mane will help facilitate swamp ass if you have been drinking and become white girl wasted. Note that ass mane can be much longer than these lengths, and 3" is a conservative estimate. Also, see tramp mane for similar undesirable hair locations.
Damn!! That guy basically has an assfro coming out of his little salmon-colored Hollister shorts. I bet he drops his pants down on cruise ships to show impressionable young girls that his ass hair is only more like 1.5" long.

Wow, that guys swamp ass is out of control. He must have all that booty sweat trapped in his ass mane. If only the luscious locks of repunzel ass hair weren't so thicc, there would be more air to circulate and dry out that jungle swamp ass
by Cholo Financial Planner July 6, 2021
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The tuft of hair rising from a persons ass crack to their lower back region.
While at the beach, Jerry’s ass mane was clearly visible above his bathing suit.

Marcia, my husbands ass mane is so thick I grab it for leverage when having sex.
by Whisker Country July 20, 2021
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The act of brushing a girls hair or braiding her hair while having sexual relations
Guy 1: yo i just walked in in john and you wont believe what he was doing to Suzy.
Guy 2: what was he doing.
Guy 1: he was maneing her man. Full braid and all.
by Masterblaster December 9, 2015
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Probably the best player in your r6 squad most likely has a huge cock. Gets so much pussy everyone wants to be a gridlock mane.
Holy shit that gridlock mane has a huge cock run!
by BossMan081611 March 30, 2021
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