french jousting

when a man is across the room from another man and they run at each other in full pace and collide penis first in the ways of jousting

chad kroeger is the epitome of a french jousting high champion what a douche

by jren June 12, 2012

Jousting

Jousting is a form of fighting for a bird. If your in a pub and you see 4 “guy friends” and 1 girl they all secretly want to have sex with them.

Oi joe mate have you seen that table thats the worst jousting ive ever seen

by Slumpyliam September 25, 2022

Jousting

Using 2×4×185" boards in automotive sporting activities

Rev up the engine and down that Rev we're jousting

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

Jousting

Jousting is a way to spice up thins in the bedroom. It is performed by a male standing atleast 10 feet away and inserting his junk into the female. He cannot slow down it stop it he is DQed.

Bro I was jousting with Stephanie last night and on the third try I totally got it in.

by Joustingfurdays August 25, 2014

Jousting

When two men with an erection run into each other

In midevil times jousting was for men on horses today real jousting takes place when men run into each other with an erection but no horse .

by Flybish May 19, 2022

Jousting

being sent a dick pic first as if the sender were jousting towards you. most common on gay dating apps.

I've been jousting all evening and no respone! What gives?

this guy has been jousting me all evening. where's the block button

by sargho August 13, 2019

Jousting

The act of lunging one's penis into another. This process can be converted into a sport where two people with erect penises sprint toward each other and collide dicks to see whos penis is stronger. Safety is advised during this activity as someone's penis could implode during the act.

Jamaal: what's wrong cuh
Carlos: my dick exploded
Jamaal: Damn
Carlos: yeah Nick is a beast at jousting
Jamaal: noted

by BitchAssMotherFucker69420 March 9, 2020