the internet

The prime example of what the child or grown man will use to say he got something that cost alot of money or got a lot of it

a- "where did you get that gold watch from"
b- "erm.. internet"

C- "how did you get so rich"
d-" ermm... inherited the internet"

by Lumpy the moose July 7, 2004

The Internet

Is a series of tubes...

The Internet... you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy...

by .hack//ADAM August 21, 2006

internet

A series of tubes. Can become clogged, but that can be remedied by a lotto ball.

"...The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material."

-The Eloquent and Wonderful Senator Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)

by axbesm_starr July 14, 2006

internets

See: serious business

The internets raped my house, stole my wife, and burned my dog. I'm off to commit pseuicide.

by blazelust January 7, 2007

internet

pornography's best friend

Tom:I looked up porn on the internet
Jack:What else is the internet good for

by moraun March 4, 2005

Internets

Something that George W Bush hears rumors on

I hear there's rumors on the, uh, Internets

by mightybob50 August 8, 2009

The Internet

What you're on..

On The Internet right now

by RiYTKE January 14, 2016