love cushions are lips
by clintonw202 November 29, 2008
Bro me and my girl were going at it right? Then she asks for the soggy whoopie cushion. Long story short it was a lot of cleanup.
by Burgerman306 June 3, 2021
by Kyattodaddo April 22, 2022
by Apoll0_ March 21, 2020
1)A person, usually a female, that is both very poor and has sex with people free of charge.
Usually attaches themselves to their partner’s place of residence and returns the favor in sexual ways (because they are too poor to repay in money).
2)A variation of gutter whore
Usually attaches themselves to their partner’s place of residence and returns the favor in sexual ways (because they are too poor to repay in money).
2)A variation of gutter whore
Guy 1: Man you look like crap, whats going on
Guy 2: I met a gutter cushion at the coffee house the other day she stayed with me a few days and was amazing in bed until I found out that she was gone along with my rent money.
Guy 2: I met a gutter cushion at the coffee house the other day she stayed with me a few days and was amazing in bed until I found out that she was gone along with my rent money.
by Mr. December January 29, 2008
by Ms. Wrong Generation August 3, 2010
A large (or small) ball of dough creating a 1:1:1:1 mixture of crisco, whole wheat flour, sugar, and borax, designed to poison cockroaches through dehydration.
Hank: “Dude, what is this giant glob of
dough sitting on your counter?”
Leroy: “Oh, that’s just a Bump Cushion I
made this morning.”
dough sitting on your counter?”
Leroy: “Oh, that’s just a Bump Cushion I
made this morning.”
by SmallBoyJohnson October 13, 2019