A Christmas tree exceeding no more than 4 feet in height and $10 per foot. Purely symbolic. On Christmas morning any presents placed under the tree are stored and then transported to the closest relatives house who has a real family. The only gift to one's self under a bachelor tree is a case of beer.
Just set up the bachelor tree, time to get drunk and hate myself.
by sssshake December 14, 2014
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The act of putting a moment on tinder asking for a girl to accompany you somewhere, especially a formal or funeral, and agree to multiple women coming (preferably more than four) and then line them up out the front of the venue, and give a corsage to one of them, mimicking the television show the Bachelor.
Trimmer: Hey, bro who you taking to formal
Bruce: I don't know yet, probably just gonna do a tinder bachelor
Dunphy: Yeah good op, I'm chucking the same
by FlyDude November 5, 2015
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In Chinese society and that single men reaching a certain age will often be labeled as either "golden bachelors", specifically over the age of 30.
Ohh bro! How old are you?
I’m 35.
And you’re still single! Praise the golden bachelor
by DeKKa Mill July 19, 2023
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ramen noodles or ready to eat, just add hot water soup
Looks like i am broke again. Guess i will just have bachelor stew!
by murray1972 February 7, 2014
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The modern English word "stupid" has a broad range of application, from being slow of mind (indicating a lack of intelligence, care or reason), dullness of feeling or sensation (torpidity, senseless, insensitivity), or lacking interest or point (vexing, exasperating).

Short for involuntary celibacy, incel refers to an internet subculture of men who blame women for the fact that they are not having sex.
Chris The Bachelor is an incel
by tinychatjumpinchat December 11, 2020
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1. You must read at least two articles per day during the reading phase
2. You must write 500 words per day during the writing phase, until you reach the word count/limit.
3. You must not question the Official Rules for Bachelor Thesis Writing.
4. You must not question anyone stating to be an official member of the Bachelor Thesis Writing Rules Council, unless the person is stating to be an official member of the Bachelor Thesis Writing Rules Council to avoid following above rules during a time of writing his/hers own bachelors thesis.
5. Dinner can not be served until above rules have been obeyed.
- Adam, you still have 400 words to write before we can have dinner. You can not question this, as it is stated in the Official Rules for Bachelor Thesis Writing.
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This national addiction to a reality TV show threatens to overtake the popularity of the Melbourne cup.

Don't believe it? There's a Sportsbet on the contestants of 2019.
Yolanda: "Research shows that The Bachelor and the rest of reality television has good nutritional value, contrary to popular belief. It makes you feel like you're better than the people on those shows."
*sits down on the couch at 7pm to watch people locked in a mansion fighting each other*
by fuelledbysatan August 15, 2019
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