Used to express astonishment at unusual circumstances, but it can offend the gays.
“Can you believe it? He’s finaly settled down and not shagging anything that moves!”
“How queer!”
by Redbaron February 19, 2020
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Yeah, bitch, I saw it. Better believe I saw it. I see everything.
Hym "Along with the statement 'Women nowadays don't know how to keep a man' there is an implicit assumption that you could keep me. There is just so much arrogance packed into that seemingly innocuous statement that it's hard to take you seriously. And I know. I know you're sitting there thinking 'I wOuLdN't WaNt To-' IRRELEVANT! Entirely irrelevant! The point is you COULDN'T if you had to. You know I am the wrong person to talk to about what you want."
by Hym Iam March 3, 2023
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Take a deep breath and hope that you sneeze.
I can't sneeze to save me life, mother.

Mother, teach me how to sneeze.
by Knittin' peep May 21, 2019
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Used to say one hopes the person spoken to will have an enjoyable day. Can be used in past or present tense.
Jamie "Now then, how-up your day lass!"
Lol "Cheers pet."
by Shearerfan December 18, 2021
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A substitution for ' You are sooo~ left out.", to tell someone that what they were saying was old news.
Henry: "Hey, I heard Mark is going out with Cathy. Is it real?"
Rick: "Dude. How old is your newspaper? That's 3 months ago. He's going out with his side chick Sabrina now."
by hugalahugalalolo777 December 1, 2015
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brennenboi "claims" he has won 59 total Cash Cups.
How many Cash Cups has brennenboi won? brennenboi has won a total of 59 Cash Cups
by BrennenDaMan59 July 3, 2023
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