Bothed

Being both drunk and stoned. To be completely unable to function in an orderly fashion.

Ben: "Man i'm so bothed right now aye"

by Dream Chamber March 30, 2011

both kinds of beans

A euphemism for someone who is stoned to the point of being unable understand or answer basic questions.
The phrase comes from the tendency of people to go to places like Chipotle when high and then inevitably give a non-answer when the first question--"black or pinto beans?-- is asked.

Poor Chipotle employee: "Hello sir, can I take your order?"
Stoned kid: "I want a burrito"
Employee: "Okay, would you like black or pinto beans on that?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: "Black or pinto?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: ...
Stoned kid: "Yes"
Employee: "Okay, both kinds of beans it is"

*Couple walks past kid, obviously stoned out of his mind*
"Wow, he looks like he got both kinds of beans."

by sponky November 1, 2020

both

when a pair of individuals are talking and have a thing

"what are you guys?" "oh we are both"

by skippytheboys March 28, 2017

both mitts

Slang for the combination of vaginal sex and anal sex in the same session, or at least in the same relationship.

He banged her in both mitts.

by slette July 20, 2017

both cheeks

A fully-completed work; twice as much work as doing it half-assed.

"I could just do a half-assed job of covering the topic in 3 minutes, but I'm going to try to give you both cheeks here."

by IppikiRouka October 14, 2018

Both sides of the street

Bisexual

Love this new chick I have been talking to, she is on both sides of the street!

by FroGeta (Afro Vegeta) March 28, 2023

both middle finger up

When a guy gets a lot of bitches, steals peoples mum and make racks also high in protein

Both middle finger up in a picture

by High in protein June 9, 2022