A dandy ass is always well kept and finely admired. It should always be firm and full, not quite fat. A proper treat to the slap of the hand, or the testicals, if that’s what you’re working with. If found on a horse, it should shed the rain well and never be messy or stinky (and also good to the slap of the hand, or the testicals).
My god that ones got a dandy ass!”
by YoungAndNimble September 27, 2018
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When you're in the act of giving a hand-job whilst whistling "Yankee Doodle Dandy". The object is to make the guy cum during the course of the song or have to repeat until he does. Same scenario can happen also while a guy is masturbating.
I was giving my boyfriend a handy J and started whistling Yankee Doodle Dandy, cuz it was 4th of July and when I got to the up-tempo part he was screaming Yank My Noodle Dandy.
by BananaSlammer June 3, 2021
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It's when Randy engages sexually with his sexy chick...
Randy sure gave Beth a Dandy Randy Ride last night.
by Dandified August 6, 2022
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A slang term to describe a whore, cheap escort, or a knowingly other woman often seen hanging on the arm of a different man.
Look at Oliviaout here looking like a real Side Arm Dandy.
by Milfhunter2003 October 2, 2023
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The act of your significant other give you a handjob with both hands and throwing in some wrist twisting action while speeding up and then slowing back down repeatedly until your toes curl.
Man, my girl gave me the handy dandy 3000 last night.
by LilBigHead93 December 27, 2022
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