Quarantine

When the government raises the price of toilet paper and locks everyone up.

I hate being in quarantine.

by 123dogandcatlover March 8, 2022

quarantine

a stupid thing that is so stupid I can't even say it enough

quarantine sucks

by Redheaded person September 29, 2020

Quarantine

A nightmare for extroverts

I am quarantined here.

by Qfwewwedfgrfb June 10, 2020

Quarantine

Something that after 10 months we're STILL doing, all thanks to those antimaskers.

Antimasker: I refuse to wear a mask when I go out!!!!!!!
A genius: You're the reason why quarantine is still a thing. ❤️

by Pialinist January 17, 2021

quarantine

It's where you have to stay at home for 40 days, because French for 40 is quarante. But it's mistaken by idiots who think quarantine is another word for coronavirus.

Me: What does quarantine mean?
Nerd: Coronavirus!
Me: No, it means where you have to stay at home for 40 days.
Nerd: You patronising smartass, you are dumb.
Me: You are dumb with nerd glasses on, but maybe you know a lot about algorithms.

by Power476 January 20, 2021

Quarantine Bitch

The online hoe you had in quarantine

Joe : Yo when quarantines over I'm gonna breakup with all my quarantine bitches
Stan : Yeah me too, I'l hit them up next quarantine

by October 16, 2020

quarantine fling

A person who you have sexual relations with when the first pandemic started and ended before 2021

...He was my quarantine fling that’s why it’s kinda awkward now

by karmaaab February 12, 2021