muffins

A drug releasing you from the mundane, usually, when done with a mellow interior and open mind, will allow you to realize how you're being fucked every day of your life.

SEE: mushrooms, shrooms, magic mushrooms

Hey man dude, these muffins are sensational!!!

by Peterson McBee October 9, 2005

muffin

The one thing that pisses off cops more than being called a pig.

person "hey you pig!!"
cop "eh whatever"
person "hey muffin!!"
cop "what did you call me?!?!?" *pulls out gun*

by Dennis Kipp October 1, 2007

muffin

a girl who's name you dont know but want to have sex with her

hey muffin... wanna hang at my crib

by Anonymous August 3, 2003

muffin

When someone's clothing is too tight and a bulge of fat sits over the rim.

"My god Joe, that lady's muffin is big enough to feed africa"

"Tuck your muffin in Libby!"

by outlookonlife July 30, 2006

muffin

a male with a pathetic "bowl" hair cut, bushy hair, a big head

a woman with a bushy vagina

"Tommy got jipped with a fucking muffin"

by Sabertooth nigga December 1, 2004

muffin

a coming together or gathering of women and specificly their muffs

"my sister is having a sleepover tonight"
"cool, a muffin at your house"

by Johnny bad boy B February 27, 2007

muffin

a muffin is a vagina it sprouts when it get real hot and wet.

my girlfriends muffin was squirting at me letting me know its ready

by Big JUls August 22, 2004